OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Okay, she could almost hear the femininity in that almost laugh. That or Thane had an inherently girly laugh and it was leaking through. She wasn't really sure which, it didn't come up much.]

Great.

Since all my internal organs are still internal, I guess we'll call this particular fuck up a minor one. [Wow, swearing sounded awkward in this voice. That was going to take getting used to.] Don't think I'm willing to jump back in another teleporter for a while. Knowing this station I'll come out the other side a robot, next.

[That, relatively settled, Shepard just frowns as she considers a course of action. Unfortunately instantaneous genetic alteration isn't a threat she's really had to prepare for.]

Don't suppose we've found any spare, male armor in the junkyard recently, have we?

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

One could hardly blame you.

[She tilts her head faintly.] I was preparing a collection, in case Jacob should appear. You do have his build; with some adjusting, it would be a good fit. Perhaps you could ask Kaidan for assistance?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

That won't be bizarre or anything. [That sentence was about as redundant as any sentence was capable of being. After a beat, she recognizes that.]

Alright. Good call on the stockpile.

[Shepard takes a moment to remove the boot sections of her armor. Bending at the waist was problematic, but she got used to it quickly. The boots were most of the leg sections of her armor, but without them, she could walk. That was better.

Upon completing this task, she just stands back up and slings them over her shoulder.]

Let's get moving. You spot some cheap sandals, let me know.

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

Of course, Shepard. I'll keep an eye out.

I will have to make some changes as well. But I will worry about that when we return to base.