OH GOD NOT ANOTHER MEME

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RULE 63 MEME



HOKAY SO. Here's ze station.

Hypatia, in all her infinite wisdom and debatable sanity, has fucked around with the teleporter coding without actually telling anyone--until after the fact, anyway. Maybe it was genuinely an accident, or maybe she's just trying to run a surprise psychological experiment on you.

Whatever the reason, the next time you walk out of a teleporter? Congratulations, you are now the gender you previously were not. Surprise!

… now wat do?

RULES
★ enter teleporter.
★ exit teleporter.
★ suddenly notice something very wrong here.
★ react to surprise switching-of-bits.
★ tag around. (this can be either genderflipped or not. whichever provides the most lols, really.)
★ ???
★ profit!

Void where prohibited. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher west of the Mississippi. No animals were harmed during the production of this meme. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. .gif only slightly related to contents of meme.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

[> Jack: Back down, this is Bro why are you even considering this.

Jack Noir, backing down? NOPE. You dedicated your entire life to killing one mutant kid for shit you pretty much caused in the first place. You also dated a huge bitch even though you fucking hated her with every fibre of your being. You don't actually know how to back down.]

Only one way to find out, dollface.

[> Jack: Slide a hand over her shoulder, then begin plotting how to grope without her noticing.

You'll probably give up on that last part in about a minute and go straight to the obvious groping.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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[gottakilldaves]

[> Jack: Realize this is stupid.

FUCK]

WHAT THE FUCK, LET ME GO ASSHOLE!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Nope.

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[gottakilldaves]

[> Jack: ABSCOND!

NOPE NOT WORKING

You kick around like a douchebag anyway.]

YOU FUCKING SHITFACED BITCH, PUT ME DOWN!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

No, see, this is an opportunity I can't pass up. I've got you cuffed, I could just do so many terrible things to you right now. You don't even know, Jack.

I mean, if I were even more of a douche, I could fuck you, but the thing is I'm not down with doing that kind of thing without consent, because that's just wrong.

That doesn't rule out finding a mud puddle and leaving you in it, or photographing you with puppets in embarrassing positions on top of you, or putting a cute bow on your head and leaving you on a random person's doorstep.

[gottakilldaves]

[> Jack: Continue to never have tact, ever.]

I'm completely fucking fine with fucking, just sayin'.

[...those other options sound less pleasant.

> Jack: Talk your way out of this.]

You can go to hell, dicktits! Put me down right now or I'll make you regret this for the rest of your fucking life!!

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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Are you sure you're fine with fucking? Because it'd involve you staying tied up, me topping, and puppets.

So.


So many puppets.

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[gottakilldaves]

...





[> Jack: Abort.]

What, you think you could top me? I don't even need my fucking arms for that, bitch!

[this is a horrible idea]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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Think it? I know it.


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[gottakilldaves]

[here let me handle this.

"JACK I AM HERE NOW AND IM LOOKING SO SEXY ALSO I HANDCUFFED YOU?"

"OOH MISS STRIDER OOH"

"LET'S DO IT"

"OKAY"

"AND I WILL LEAVE MY SHADES ON"

MEANWHILE WITHIN A 413 MILE RADIUS OF THIS EVENT:

PUPPETS RIPPING

MUTANT DAVES WEEPING (why bro why)

IT WAS AMAZING, THE END.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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[gottakilldaves]

[...And Jack was scarred for the rest of his life.]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

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