[and suddenly, a piece of crumpled notebook paper bounces off the back of Sollux's head. Unfortunately, Sollux's HIDING SPOT is no secret to HIS DUBIOUSLY TITLED BEST FRIEND. The assault of the paper ball is followed with a maybe too-loud greeting that's gruff, like someone who spends too much screaming his vocal chords raw and not enough time shutting the hell up.]
Hey, assface.
>Greet friend with THE COLD SHOULDER. >Greet friend by throwing something inappropriately heavy right back at his face. >Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire. >Hack friend's grades in PETTY, SILENT VENGEANCE.
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Hey, assface.
>Greet friend with THE COLD SHOULDER.
>Greet friend by throwing something inappropriately heavy right back at his face.
>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.
>Hack friend's grades in PETTY, SILENT VENGEANCE.