DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[and suddenly, a piece of crumpled notebook paper bounces off the back of Sollux's head. Unfortunately, Sollux's HIDING SPOT is no secret to HIS DUBIOUSLY TITLED BEST FRIEND. The assault of the paper ball is followed with a maybe too-loud greeting that's gruff, like someone who spends too much screaming his vocal chords raw and not enough time shutting the hell up.]

Hey, assface.

>Greet friend with THE COLD SHOULDER.
>Greet friend by throwing something inappropriately heavy right back at his face.
>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.
>Hack friend's grades in PETTY, SILENT VENGEANCE.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

>Tell friend to fuck off and die in a fire.

Hey, Vantath. Go choke on Equiuth'th motht uthed horthedong. Thup?

[ looks up at karkat with his BEAUTIFUL HETEROCHROMATIC EYES~~~ ]

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[Karkat heavily takes a seat beside Sollux, throwing his schoolbag on top of the desk. It's all decidedly over-animated and too aggressive, and he crosses his arms with a growl, settling with a fussy, brief wiggle.]

Nothing, asshole. If I had something better to do, do you think I'd be bothering wasting my precious shit-to-do time to voluntarily pollute my airspace with your vile mouth breathing? Jegus.

[Karkat blinks, leaning forward a little. Despite having just got comfortable, he's a little too far in Sollux's personal space, because what kind of dating sim wold this be if it went any other way?]

What're you doing?

>hey look who forgot to letter her options last time, WHAT A FAILURE. btw this isn't an option.
>A. Tell bulgesucking friend it's nothing he'd understand.
>B. Promptly become very uncomfortable and push Karkat back into his own damn personal space bubble.
>C. Tell your friend THE TRUTH!!
>D. Take advantage of your friend's idiotic paranoia and tell him a clever lie.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

>C. Tell your friend THE TRUTH!!

[ oh hell no. why would you want to do that? that is a TERRIBLE IDEA. you could not possibly do that right now. you are far too GENRE SAVVY to make a mistake like confessing your feelings at the BEGINNING OF THE GAME. it would probably result in karkat running away and causing the BAD END. that is the last thing sollux wants to happen. ]

>A. Tell bulgesucking friend it's nothing he'd understand.

Weird coding thit. You know, the thtuff you never get becauthe you're kind of fucking retarded around computerth.

[ you can tell your best friend about your HACKING EXPLOITS, because he is your best friend and automatically trustworthy. the two of you combined are SO COOL. ]

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

FUCK YOU, I AM NOT.

[This is a lie. Karkat knows it. Sollux knows it. Karkat knows that Sollux knows it. It's pretty much out there.]

God, you're such an ego-masturbating shitfisted grubfucker! I can barely hear you over the disgusting squelching of your furious auto fellating! Can you even hear ME over that heinous shit!? It's like being stuck in a wet wind tunnel! All communication is lost! We're fucking doomed!

>A. Disregard friend's gross rambling that you're kind of tuning out anyway to tell him about your SICK HACKING EXPLOITS.
>B. Offer to show friend your WEIRD CODING SHIT, both to PACIFY and maybe IMPRESS him. You know he digs it.
>C. SMACK A BITCH.
>D. Point friend to the fact that HIS FLY IS DOWN.