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singularityderp2010-10-11 09:53 pm
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DATING SIM MEME
DATING SIM MEME
♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥
♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥
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Careful now, KK.
>A. scream at him
>B. blush and flail
>C. pull him out the window with you
>D. serenade him by moonlight
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[Of course you scream at him for these SHENANIGANS. What the fuck else would you do? Why is this guy even your BEST FRIEND?
Thankfully, you manage not to fall out the window and break a horn or something. Not that you have horns big enough to break. Presently, you're awkwardly hanging and making an ass of yourself as you try to scramble back into the very same window you were trying to ABSCOND through.]
FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING LOSER BULLSHIT ELECTIVE OR SOMETHING TOTALLY FUCKING USELESS LIKE THAT WHO EVEN DOES THAT WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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[ sollux offers you a HAND UP with his typical FRIENDLY ASSHOLE SMILE that is reserved for just you. what do you do? ]
>A. ABSCOND TO THE EMBRACE OF GRAVITY
>B. take his hand and pull yourself up
>C. scream profanities at him while clinging onto the window as if the hand is simply not there
>D. get lost in those beautiful mutant freak eyes
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But besides that,]
>D. get lost in those beautiful mutant freak eyes.
[No. God, no. First of all, they aren't beautiful, okay, they're DELIRIOUSLY HEINOUS. Second of all, the last time that happened you SAW EVERYTHING. You kind of LOST YOUR MIND. You don't remember much about it, but you do remember WAKING UP IN A DITCH a couple days later wearing A WASTEBIN LINER. Obviously, once again, you reject the notion of OPTION D. Fuck OPTION D.]
>C. scream profanities at him while clinging onto the window as if the hand is simply not there.
[You scream at him while clinging onto the window as if the hand is simply not there. Because you don't see it. Because you're SCREAMING TOO MUCH. Business as usual.]
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a few moments of concentration and Karkat has been levitated back up and into the classroom. ]
Are you going to thtop thcreaming like a pupa meeting itth luthuth now?
>A. NO.
>B. Well okay...
>C. You shut up first!
>D. Shut him up with makeouts.
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[Wait why would you do that? Where did that thought even come from? Okay you are seriously beginning to DEEPLY SCORN the D OPTIONS. You decide to COMPLETELY DISREGARD THEM FOREVER. Besides, your feelings for Sollux aren't like that. Actually, you don't really know how you feel about Sollux. It's always been tricky business with feelings and Sollux, because you're both INCREDIBLY TSUNDERE. Whatever that means.
Unfortunately, as per the GAME MECHANICS, your feelings are probably EXCEPTIONALLY GAY. Again, you have no idea what that means and so you still have on idea how you feel. All this HUMAN VERNACULAR SURE IS CONFUSING.
Oh oops you've been staring quick pick an option!!!]
>C. You shut up first!
—You shut up first!! That was totally uncalled for, you spineless little fangworm! What are you even doing here, this is the detention center!