http://loltraitorlol.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-10-11 09:53 pm
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DATING SIM MEME



DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥
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[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Good afternoon, Delta. Yes, in fact, they have. Congratulations, I think, once again.

[ I will pluck out your eyes and make a soup from them. ]

> Be modest.

> Gloat.

> Use this as a segue to seduce her.

> Hasty exit.
alaspooryork: (unarmored: will you join me)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2010-10-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
> Be modest.

[I know your secret! You don't even eat, foul temptress!]

It is of no consequence. Mathematics is an extremely objective field.

[He frowns and taps his history textbook.]

It is this exam I must work toward.

[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pleasant, perfect smile. ]

I am sure you will excel as you always have, Delta.

[ She'd make an exception if it was your jugular. ]

> Share your concerns about the subject matter.

> Joke.

> Offer to help her study.

> Bend her over a desk.
alaspooryork: (unarmored: my hoodie)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2010-10-12 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
> Share your concerns about the subject matter.

[His frown deepens. How does she always get the better score in objective testing? She must be cheating somehow.]

I do not see how one is supposed to determine the better of two conflicting, unsubstantiated opinions.

[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously, some opinions are more validated by history than others. History is a story of supremacy and dominance.

[ She leans over the back of Delta's chair to indicate a passage of note to him, and in doing so might not-so-accidentally rest her boobs against his back, hair tickling his neck. ]

The right opinion, obviously, is the one in the position of power to make judgments.

> Excuse yourself.

> Stay very, very still.

> Discuss this over coffee.

> Cop a feel.
alaspooryork: (unarmored: this shirt is loose)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2010-10-12 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
> Cop a feel.

[He turns to continue the argument, gesturing as if to make a--

Oops.]

[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ A theatrical gasp. ]

> YOU SET ME UP, WOMAN.

> Too late, keep going.
alaspooryork: (unarmored: it tastes odd)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2010-10-12 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
> YOU SET ME UP, WOMAN.

[Delta looks extremely flustered, snatching his hand back as though her breast were made of MOLTEN LAVA.]

Ah--! I assure you, I had no intention of--er--

[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you didn't.

[ backs away in a huff, covering her chest. ]

> No alternatives. Force her.

> Insist on apologizing.

> Accuse her.

> Peace offering.
alaspooryork: (unarmored: that is unfair)

[personal profile] alaspooryork 2010-10-12 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
> Insist on apologizing.

My apologies. I had not realized you were so close. [Or that you weren't wearing a bra, woman.]

Please, do not be offended. It was an accident.
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