DATING SIM MEME

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

Fuck off!! Jegus, I have this under cont—



OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK, DO YOU HAVE NO GOGDAMN FUCKING SHAME?! PUT THAT SHIT AWAY!

[The SHOCKING AND INAPPROPRIATE SIGHT practically throws you out the window. You manage to save yourself with a CLUMSY CATCH to either side of the window cill, but you're honestly half debating just JUMPING OUT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW to bail on a potentially CREEPY ENCOUNTER, nevermind the POTENTIAL INJURIES. What the fuck is this guy's deal WHY DOES HE HAVE A PAIL

Your face is flushed a deep, shameful red with your HIDEOUS MUTANT BLOOD, which is another facet of the whole making you want to JUMP OUT THE WINDOW thing. You can't even look at the GENETIC VESSEL. You can't even. Oh god why.

You glance over your shoulder at the ground below, CONSIDERING YOUR OPTIONS. You're about 2 stories up.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

Put- put what away?

[He automatically looks down on the off chance he forgot his pants, as he has done that before. Nope, normal blue Vault 101 jumpsuit like usual. However, seeing you nearly falls put him into a mini state of panic. He drops the pail and runs over beneath the window.]

You're really- really high up. That's dangerous! Do you...

A. "Want me to get a ladder?" [BRB ACCOSTING JANITOR]
B. "Want me to catch you?" [ARMS OUT so helpful]
C. "Want me to throw the pail at you?" [ensue helpful pail full of gatorade throwing]
D. "Want me to love you long time?" [hip thrust motions]