http://loltraitorlol.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] loltraitorlol.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-10-11 09:53 pm
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DATING SIM MEME



DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥
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[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Did I assign you the series? No.

All right, this is it. I hate to do this, but... I have a punishment for you. A reading assignment with an essay.

...You're going to read Twilight.

[identity profile] idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
...





...All right, that works.

[ He seems oddly complacent about this. ]

> You already own the whole set, don't you.

> Not enough for you? Let's try Anne Rice.

> It's not too late to just smack him. It's a private school, after all.

> For that matter, the teacher's office is empty this time of day.

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, that's not enough suffering for you. How does Anne Rice sound?

[identity profile] idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ jdslgfghfs ] Oh, come on, Mr. Mason!

> Assign Vampire Chronicles.

> Assign Sleeping Beauty trilogy.

> Assign Christ the Lord.

> Change mind, assign him something from fanfiction.net.

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Christ the Lord. 1000 words on what it's a deep, motivating story.

[identity profile] idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's motivating my red pen already.

> Double the homework.

> Change due date to tomorrow.

> Ask to have it hand-delivered to your home.

> Change mind, assign him the whole Bible instead.

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Have it at my house by Friday, okay?

[identity profile] idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Um... Why your house?

> Oh... just a little 'extra credit.'

> I make enough time for you. Now you make time for me.

> Because then you can get your books back.

> Don't question me, boy.

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
What, you don't want your books back? I mean, I guess I could keep them...

[Mostly, he's just teasing the kid at this point.]

[identity profile] idkmybffzombie.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, Friday.

[ Why are all English teachers JUST SO SLIGHTLY CREEPY? ]

> Fast-forward to Friday night, home.

> Go look for Cheryl.

> ALIEN ABDUCTION???

> Save and quit.

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[AW DICKS ALIEN ABDUCTION.]

Have you guys seen a little girl, short black hair?

[identity profile] ascens.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ MARTIAN TASERS. ]

[identity profile] hetoldstories.livejournal.com 2010-10-12 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Talk about deja v--

[DON'T TASE ME BRO.

Totally tase'd.]
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