DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

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[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[CRASH. He drops his beaker and it shatters all over the floor. Insert flailing and more flailing.]

Jeez- what are you even doing?! Sneaking up on people like that! You nearly gave me a heart attack!

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She backs up and stares at the glass and whosawhatzit on the floor. It smells like rotten vegetables and is smoking slightly.

She stares at him suspiciously and then back at the floor.]

Shit. If I get sick, I'm totally shoving you into a locker.

[She looks at his books and folds her arms, now very interested in what he's doing.]

What the hell is that even? Is it legal?


a. Not precisely, no.
b. College entrance applications are a bitch.
c. I invented a new type of fuel.
d. Flail more and scramble to clean up.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Well... it's got some. Things. That are legal.


Some of them not... as much legal.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Stare.]

Right.

[Stares some more and steps around the broken glass and chemicals.]

Sounds fun. [She leans on the counter and seems bemused.] You sneak in here to make quasi-legal solutions often?

a. Yes, twice a week.
b. It's only illegal in most countries.
c. A-are you flirting while a chemical eats through the floor?
d. Run.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[Oh derp.]

O-only on days that end in 'y'... and it's not illegal in. Uhm.






Guam.

[Winning smile.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

Good thing we're in Guam then. [Only not. At all.]

[She folds her arms and stares at him.]

You must be good at science, right?

a. Ramble about science and how fun it is.
b. Uh...yes?
c. What are you getting at?
d. Answer suavely and hope she forgets about it.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

Uh. Yes. I'm okay with it...

Why. Uhm. Do you ask?

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She smiles slowly. This isn't going to be good.]

There's a report due next week. Something science-y.

[She looks at the floor.]

If you've got time to do this, maybe you can write mine.

a. Look aghast.
b. But that's cheating!
c. Blackmail!?
d. Fifty dollars, cash, will get you a B.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[He smiles calmly.]

Fifty dollars is the logical asking price. Seventy-five will get you the full write-up.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She pulls a wad of cash out of her jacket and peels off a few bills calmly.]

Don't be too careful with the grammar, verbosity isn't usually my style.

[She holds out the cash.]

a. Take the cash and wonder just how you made seventy five bucks in five minutes.
b. Take the cash and ask if she's the one selling test answers for [insert subject here].
c. Uh, crap, you weren't expecting her to actually pay you.
d. Tell her there's another way she could pay.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[He takes the cash.]

I'll leave in some general errors for authenticity.

[Wow he can't believe that actually worked.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[She nods and tucks the cash back into her jacket.]

Smoke alarm on this level's disabled. [She does not elaborate as to why, but she does point at the floor.]

Rate that's going, you might want to dump something on it before it triggers the one below.

a. Christ, just how many of the smoke alarms in this school are worthless?
b. Man, this is like a scene from Aliens. Minus...the aliens, hopefully.
c. Suavely dump a beaker full of unmarked substance A on it and diffuse the situation.
d. Accidentally dump a beaker full of unmarked substance B on it and make the situation worse.