DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

>A. Drop down gracefully into the bushes.

[You do that, but it actually ends up a scene a lot more like a clumsy fall as described in OPTION B. At least your bag doesn't fall on YOUR MYSTERIOUS ONE-WOMAN AUDIENCE, but you still basically made a gigantic buttsuit of yourself with this incredibly moronic display.

The bushes hurt and YOU ARE CURSING AND FLAILING A LOT, VERY LOUDLY. Stupid detention!]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Briefly, she wonders if he's okay. Then she realizes she really doesn't care and just takes a drag off her cigarette.]

You do know there's a fire escape ladder in the next room, right, asshat?

[She jerks her thumb at the room over from detention and exhales a thick stream of smoke. She rolls her eyes and offers a hand to help pull your ass out of the thick, pointy bushes.]

a. Continue cursing and flailing as you scramble, indignantly, from the bushes.
b. Sarcastic retort and vulgar hand gesture.
c. Take her hand and let her haul your ass out of the pricker-bushes.
d. Ignore her completely and thus retain some of your dignity.