DATING SIM MEME

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DATING SIM MEME

♥ You are in Generic Anime High School Land in Generic Town Japan! You all have ADORABLE uniforms! And your goal is to... well. It's a dating sim. ♥
♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. That is, they have to make all the HARD CHOICES. ♥
♥ Each responder should supply a list of four options for the thread starter to choose from, as they are the victims potential dates! ♥
♥ Obviously people can switch up roles in different threads ♥
♥ RIDICULOUSNESS 8| ♥

♥ YAAAAAAAAAY ♥

Comments

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

_{[Your FALLEN SAVIOR accepts the CHIVALROUS OFFER, which boosts his EGO a bit. Of course he's also avoiding the dangerous EYE CONTACT. He's not frowning as much though. He's more muttering and glancing off toward the DISTANT CITYSCAPE as a mode of distraction.]}

You could thank me. I probably saved you from a cracked bone or something.

_{[Yeah. That's all it was.]}

You don't have to so damn rude either. I mean-

Look-

_{[More EMBARRASSED STAMMERING before he RECOVERS HIS BEARINGS.]}

Look, just forget it, alright? Try to do something nice and I end up in this whole stupid situation!

_{[It comes to both of your attentions that he has not yet released your hand. Huh.]}

A. FLIP THE FUCK OUT! (http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/Nicarius/icons/MSPA-flipthefuckouttext-1.gif)
B. SNATCH your hand back and MUTTER EXCUSES.
C. Leave it there. It's kind of nice.
D. No, no. Fuck Garrus.

_{[The fact that you're carrying on conversation with the game options seems worrying.]}

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

Well, m-maybe if you were fucking minding your own business, we wouldn't be...like this.

[In light of the fact that you are both basically HOLDING HANDS, your world ends for a second. There's a rush of IRRATIONAL ANGER AND ANXIETY and maybe some EXCITEMENT, all of which is very mysterious to you because you're NOT COMPLETELY IN CONTROL OF YOUR ACTIONS OR FEELINGS.

You consider just staying like this, but that's REALLY AWKWARD.]

[You withdraw so suddenly from holding Garrus's hand that you almost FALL ON YOUR ASS in an unsurprising display of your LACK OF GRACE. Your eyes are wide as if THIS WHOLE THING IS SUDDENLY DAWNING ON YOU, and you proceed to

>A. FLIP THE FUCK OUT! (http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/Nicarius/icons/MSPA-flipthefuckouttext-1.gif)

This fit is probably going to last for a while.]

[savor-last-shot.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Garrus doesn't react a whole lot better - although he also doesn't fall backwards. He just jerks back like a startled rabbit and stares for a moment, apparently trying to process the fact that you were holding hands. The MOMENT gets even more awkward (not as awkward as your CROWNING MOMENT but still). I mean, the flailing and flipping the fuck out helps, but seriously man.

Jegus.

Garrus covers his face with his palm in a FACEPALM MANEUVER to express his exasperation.]</sub>

I... Are you going to stop having a fit? Or should I just wait? Maybe we should talk....

A. That sounds reasonable. Stop FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT and TALK.
B. FUCK THAT KEEP FLIPPING OUT.
C. ABSCOND.
D. I'm not repeating myself.