MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[hides.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

Ahh, Vaultie...? Is that you? Why are you crouching in the corner? It's... not a really flattering position.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

[SHOVES INTO GARDENIA'S BOSOM]

sob

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS FLAILING PPTTHFBBLBLGJJFD

accidental motorboat.]

/shudder

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[ENTIRELY FLABBERGASTED WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. Oh god what to do there's a flaily awkward kid between her tits

maybe she should

reassuringly stroke his hair. IS THAT THE MOTHERLY PLATONIC THING TO DO]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[Why is she

Is she encouraging him

Oh God this wasn't in Vault-Tec's approved sexual health learning guides--

He just keels over backwards.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

Vaultie! Oh no, Vaultie, don't faint-

[The first time the sight of her boobs have brought a man to his knees? Possibly. Possibly not. At any rate she's by his side in an instant, none-too-gently slapping his cheek.]

LINDA IS MAKING ME DO THIS

[kongeriget]

Hej! In thanks for my birthday drinking party, wanna make out?

FGFDGFDGFDGDG BLAME IT ON HER WHY DON'T YOU

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[STARE.] You're very... forward.

SHOULD I FIND AND QUOTE HER. "TAG HER," SHE SAID.

[kongeriget]

Ya don't get what ya want by being shy!

OKAY OKAY I BELIEVE YOU

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

You know, that's a very good point. [And she kisses him on the lips - very chastely, very we-can't-kiss-her-this-is-boundaries-country.]

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

[Eliot tips his hat from across the room wearing a smile that positively oozes southern charm.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Well, Gardenia's always been one to approve of Southern gentlemanliness. She sends him a smile that spreads across her face as slow as molasses and offers a wink that might be just a bit too lascivious.]

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

[Now that's just the kind of reaction he likes. Eliot moseys on over to her and leans in close, one hand fondly playing with a particularly stubborn curl behind her ear.] Hey there.

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Normally Gardenia would be lecturing him about respecting people's personal space, but he is so very charming and she does love it when people play with her hair, especially when those people are ruggedly handsome and look like they could hold their own in a barfight, which of course she shouldn't approve of, but then it's nice to know a guy would potentially be able to fight for a girl's honor.] You're not the type to let grass grow 'round your feet, are you?

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

Can't say I am. [He lays on his best roguish smile, leans in, and kisses her softly on those plump, pink lips.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Gardenia all too happily tilts her head towards him, one hand reaching up to tip that hat off of his head so she can properly run her fingers through his hair.]

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

[Eliot hums quietly in approval, one hand cupping the back of her head. After a minute or so, he pulls back with a little wink.] Eliot Pierce. Pleased to meet you.

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[He leaves Gardenia looking just a bit flushed, and she reaches up distractedly to rub her cheek.] I'm Gardenia. Gardenia Clarke. I, um, I don't know why I did that. I'm not usually like this.

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose I need to tell you that you were quite good at it. [He kisses her one more time, soft and chaste.] I'll be seeing you around, Gardenia Clarke.

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh my. Excuse her while she melts into a little puddle.] Let's... let's hope so.

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

[Lady killaaaaaaa.

Protip: She'll never see him again.]

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[YOUR LOSS, ELIOT

LOOK AT THESE FIIIINE SPACE TITTAYS YOU'LL BE MISSING OUT ON]

[damnithardison.livejournal.com]

[It's just how he rolls. ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR. ALWAYS.]