MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Question! If I tell you to go make out with [airquotes:] 'Person X' and you get really pissy and grumpy about it, will you then retaliate by telling me to make out with someone really gross and stuff even though I was trying to be nice?

Hypothetically speaking.

[heygotaminute]

[Space ninja ABSCONDS!]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[]

[uniquealgorithm.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Hi.

[]

[notyourutopian]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ ......... ]

No.

[circuitry]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

you
karkat

re-enact canon

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[hides.]

[parasomnist.livejournal.com]

i am asexual and what is this

This is SUPER LINGUISTIC MAKEOUT TIME

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Oh but this is a bit awkward, isn't it.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Better idea!

[ Regally pointing! ] Jack!

[machine-god.livejournal.com]

[hopediesalone]

[Why am I doing this.]

What.

[heterochromiia.livejournal.com]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Because no one saw this guy coming.


... Running in.]

[whistlesatengineers]

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

Oy, there, Rook. [Grinning with all them teeth.]

[recompiling]

[Wait, what?]

[circuitry]

[DOES SHE EVEN NEED TO SAY IT]

Appropriate icon is appropriate

[neverjoinyou.livejournal.com]

Oh sup.

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Gardenia sliiides up to him, looking entirely too innocuous although she's kind of flustered. Her cheeks clash most brilliantly with her hair.] So, just to make this clear - you really are a good guy, right? Not one of those villains who excuse their own actions by telling themselves they're doing the right thing?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

So how's the whole "pirate sleeper agent" thing working out so far.

[tempus-mutantur.livejournal.com]

[featheryasshole]

[GLARE.

GRAB.

HATESMOOCH.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[inb4 anon.]

[recompiling]

[did someone say anon?]

[gottakilldaves]

[eridans get out]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Eridans come over here?

OK.]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[I come for the smoochies.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Go smooch my kismesis.

He needs to understand my pain.

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[I will only offer kitty kisses.

:33]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Stares at. ]

[ Stares at. ]


[ Looks around. ]
[ Picks you up and plants a peck on your kitty forehead. ]

Jegus fuck you're heavy.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

I am not sure what I am doing

[unwillingpirate.livejournal.com]

[Allow me to set a scene.

There's an open window, a pirate might call it an escape route, but the golden sunlight filtering through it is too enticing to leave so soon already. A curtain, indeed gently wafting, so very very lacy and delicate casts an almost invisible shadow on a veined marble floor covered with rose petals. The rose petals are pink because of course they are.

The scent, perhaps, of some sort of flower. Sweet. Cloying. Overpowering, really. The name escapes you, although it's on the tip of your tongue. It doesn't simply envelop, it casts a veil, and everything is changed for its presence.

A bed, then. Sheets so white, so pristine, so endlessly smooth and silky, spread over a mattress that looks like you'll drop through it like a cloud. And on that bed, oh, it is heaven to see-

A woman lying spreadeagle. A dribble of drool glistening on her cheek, a dark patch on the sheets below it. Oh, what is that soft music that caresses your ear?

The lady is snoring. Quite loudly. It's not very melodious, actually.

You must wake her with a kiss.]

[kidfromthevault.livejournal.com]

[i-would-kindly.livejournal.com]

[There's a glowing gold objective's arrow pointed right at Vaultie. What is there to do but follow it?




...Okay now what?]

[shipper]

[featheryasshole]

[Blink. Blink.]

Well. Uh.

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

[Hey super awkward space robot kissy time.]

[hopediesalone]

[Oh, hey Charles.]

wynaut

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

for the love of god go suck jade's face

then terezi




then sollux





















then karkat










dont even bother with vriska if you really hate her that much just be like

NAH