MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

[Blink. Blink.]

Well. Uh.

[shipper]

[she bites her lip and tries not to look nervous. romance is supposed to be your forte, Nepeta! don't pussy out now]

Well! This is a new one.

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, definitely.

[He takes a step forward, but hesitates. OH GOD SO NERVOUS.]

[shipper]

Let's find out if it's fun, ok?

[she takes his hands gently, feeling a little better that he seems as awkward about this as she does. WE CAN DO THIS, MAN. WE CAN MAKE IT HAPEN.]

[featheryasshole]

...

Okay.

[He kisses her... on the cheek. HE IS A TEENAGER GIRLS ARE KIND OF SCARY OKAY.]

[shipper]

[ESPECIALLY THE ONES WITH FANGS

she giggles and stands on her tiptoes to give him a quick peck of her own on the lips]

There! That wasn't so bad, right?

[featheryasshole]

Well, uh. No.

[Aww look, he's blushing!]

[shipper]

I'm glad! I wouldn't want to upset you or anything, especially with my furst kiss. [daaaw you are such a dork Dave]

[featheryasshole]

[shh he is cool, not a dork. He is smiling a little now, even.]

Well, I'm not upset. I'm assuming the same goes for you.

[shipper]

[all of her friends are dorks in some manner, sorry to say. but she's willing to lie about his dork status because yaaay smiles]

Of course not! This is kind of a fun game, even if I think that someone should purrobably have asked us if we wanted to purrlay furst.

[featheryasshole]

Heh, yeah. Making people make out like this is kind of creepy, really.

[shipper]

Well...I guess so. Although I have to say that watching people being made to make out is even creepier!

[featheryasshole]

[Totally was not watching Vriska and Jade making out earlier. NOPE.]

Uh, yeah. Good point.

[shipper]

[FOR SHAME how could you not share]

Of course I'm just talking from purrsonal experience. It's purrobably diffurent for everyone.

[featheryasshole]

[well Red Dave saved a tape, you can get a copy if you're interested.]

Well, I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't want to watch being forced to kiss people against our will.

...

Not that kissing you was bad or anything. It was nice. But. You know what I mean.