MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Jegus, man, what the fuck.



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I mean, I'll do it, but you are one sick and twisted puppet ninja. Right out of one of John's animes or something. Next thing you know, you'll be getting Equius to lactate and use that to kill people or something. Not really hard or anything, since if I saw that shit I'd probably off myself too, but you know.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

Kill people with it? Who the hell do you think I am? I'd bottle that shit and sell it as organic milk to rich yuppie fuckwads in penthouses and be all NO HORMONES, NO MSG, and then I'll use the money to retire.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Aight. Made that shit happen.

And dude, there are some lengths even I won't stoop to. Milking a dude who uses testicle in his trollhandle is one of them.

And have you fucking seen him? My fucking ass he's not on 'roids.

[puppetfetishist.livejournal.com]

'course he's not. It's genetic engineering dude. Technically all natural. I didn't say it wasn't from a genetically engineered dude.

And I lost my shame somewhere back in '89.