MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[recompiling]

[Oh, you know, the usual.
... does it still count as making out if I leave the helmet on?]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[Nope. Sorry, man.

... how would that even work, anyway. :|a]

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[I don't know, dude. :\

I was just throwing it out there as an option.]

[theuserabides]

[DO YOU TWO NEED A FLOW CHART]

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[NO WE'VE DONE IT BEFORE ONLY IF IT EXPLAINS ME LEAVING MY HELMET ON FOR THIS]

[theuserabides]

[NO THAT IS NOT PART OF MAKEOUT BEST PRACTICES:



HTH]

pfffft hahahahaha

[recompiling]

[DAAAAAAAAD D:]

[theuserabides]

[I am totally the best Dad. 83]

[recompiling]

[Why is my dad even giving me tips on making out with my boyfriend biffle? Whyyyyyyyy?]

[theuserabides]

[I love you and I want you to be happy. ♥]

[recompiling]

[... Well that's awfully sweet. Even if it's still weird.]

[theuserabides]

[You lived in the Outlands for 500 years you know nothing about social norms. JUST KISS HIM.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[Flynn. Stop helping.]

[theuserabides]

[Never.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[askfjhsdgs :||||||||]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[YEAH OKAY WE'RE IGNORING THE PEANUT GALLERY OVER THERE

I am 99.999% positive that you can't actually make out while one person is wearing a helmet.]

[recompiling]

[I'M SORRY THE CREATOR IS WACKY, MAN

... well. Fine. Lemme just decompile it, then. Just don't stare.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[HE'S JUST A TROLL, IT'S OKAY

Looking at your face isn't staring, okay... but sure, take your time.]

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[BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS NORMAL NOW

Yeah except you stare. But I'm not going to take that long with this. Helmet off, see?]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[NO, THE OTHER KIND OF TROLL.

Hey, I do not stare--and you're stalling. Am I gonna have to start? :|]

[recompiling]

[OH, WELL I GUESS WE CAN'T FIX THAT

I am a 500 cycle old hermit, what did you expect? But fiiiine I will start. I hope you don't expect skill from your makeouts :|
... also in spite of diagrams, no tongue.]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[NOPE, GUESS NOT.

... yeeeeah, we'll work on it--and come on, the flowchart was there for a reason. You won't get any better at this if you don't practice, you know. :3]

[recompiling]

[The flowchart was Flynn trolling me, clearly. Even you said so.

Besides, unless I get actual, clear consent, I wouldn't even attempt it. It'd be incredibly rude of me otherwise :|]

[theshirtlessiso.livejournal.com]

[... but how are you going to get consent if you're making out with the person whose consent you need. :|a

--oh, and trying to initiate a little tongue action counts as "consent", right? Because that's Gibson's next tactic.]

[recompiling]

[Well that's why you ask fi- ajshskd!

That. Is Gibson's tongue. There is a tongue. Anon, at a loss about what to do, awkwardly reciprocates.]