MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[ Awkward silence. ]

So, which one of us starts this time?

[featheryasshole]

[Sigh.

Then, a resigned "come at me bro" gesture.]

I'll start, whatever. Let's just get it over with.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Walking forward, one hand coming out of his pocket long enough to grab the front of Davesprite's shirt, and pulling you into a decidedly bored kiss! ]

[featheryasshole]

[Davesprite returns the sentiment with roughly equal enthusiasm.

This isn't nearly as hot as making out with Pantless.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ totally agreed i mean wait what ]
[ He just might be running his tongue along your bottom lip, dude. In a totally non-gay way. ]

[featheryasshole]

[There is absolutely nothing gay about the way Davesprite opens up his mouth, either. Just, you know, if you're making out do it properly.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Oh, yeah, totally. ]

[ Which might be why there is suddenly a tongue running along your bottom teeth and something almost akin to a sigh coming from Dave's end. ]

[ Whoops. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Well, there is only one thing that can be done about that.

Tongue-wrestling.

An ancient and time-honored, totally manly and non-gay practice.

And if Davesprite is grabbing your waist and pulling your bodies closer together, that's obviously just to make this whole business comfier. And less gay.]