MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Stares at. ]

[ Stares at. ]


[ Looks around. ]
[ Picks you up and plants a peck on your kitty forehead. ]

Jegus fuck you're heavy.

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[... :33

:33

Returning with a double kitty lick.]

Purrhaps you are just weaker than my kitten, dear. She has no trouble lifting me up and traveling with me.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ ah HELL naw ]

No fucking way. It's got nothing to do with strength or the ability to lift you, it's just a statement of fact. Grass grows, the sky is blue, and you are one fat cat.

[ AND HE'S GOING TO KEEP HOLDING YOU WITH BOTH ARMS, AND EVEN TRY SCRATCHING YOUR NECK WITH ONE ]

[ ...and now his arms are trembling jesus dave work out already ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

I beg to diffur! I am actually at an ideal weight for my size.

[...You're trying so hard lmao, it's adorable. She's purrrring quite a bit, though. Oh affection~ uwuu.]

Purrhaps you should stop befur your arms give?

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeah, might be cool with that.

[ He's just going to. Squat and set you down now. ]

[ and then move to scritching you behind the ears ]

[ KITTY ]
[ ITSAKITTY ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[KITTY THAT LOVES THIS. oh gosh C8

PURRPURRRRRPURRRRRRR]

Hehe, I figured you would be purrrrrrrsuaded by that idea.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Well, fuck, you know me and headscratches.

[ no she doesn't she's never actually talked to you before this wtf dave ]

[ getting both hands in on this earscritching ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Purrpurrrr.

[Dave you are too silly.

Can't talk anymore. Oh god, too many ear scritchies. Rubbing all over those hands akfjasfjasd. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Haha, oh god you're adorable Pounce even Dave can't resist ]

[ HE'S EVEN GRINNING LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[Oh she tries. You Striders should try chillin' with her sometime. Sit in front of a fire with a good book or something, idk.

OH MAN TOO BAD SHE CAN'T SEE CLOSING HER EYES AND PURRING MAXIMUM PURR GOING!! Look at what YOU did.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN ]

[ He gets a devious, devious idea. Just going to keep scritching with one hand and start petting with the other. ]

[ And applying a smooth, constant pressure to get you to roll onto your side. ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[Aww yee.

Oh my god Dave what are you doing.

What are you doing this is bad territory.

OH NO SHE'S ROLLING.

AAAAAAAA]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ FLUMP. ]

[ kitty you're on your side WHAT NOW ]

[ back to scritching to make sure you're not angry ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[No I must not be defeated.

No wait stop scritching I can't get mad with the scritchies.

Oh no. Purrpurrpurrrr]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Oh no indeed ]
[ Because Dave's leaning closer ]
[ And closer ]
[ And he's going to... ]

[ BURY HIS FACE RIGHT UNDER YOUR FRONT PAWS AND BLOW A RASPBERRY ]


[ he is going to get mauled so hard but GODDAMN WAS KITTY TUM WORTH IT ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[WHATAREYOUDOINGfkjsdjijgf.

She's a patient cat and the contact was okay but skfjdksdjf unfamiliar noises fjdfjsdf.

Sooo what does Pounce do? She is just going to respond to that with pawing without her claws out fjkddf.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Wow, that's surprisingly gently, even if it is still large cat paws batting at his face! ]

[ And he can't help it. He falls back away from Pounce, laughing his fucking head off. ]

[pouncedeleon.livejournal.com]

[WELL she would be a bit more nasty if you were actually hurting her. But you weren't, and you're a human and shit so yeah. 33:

But Pounce is still kind of a tiny bit miffed and swishes her tail.]

Mrrrowl!