MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

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[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE ]
[ SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE ]
[ SHAKE YO STRIDER ]
[ SHAKE YO STRIDER ]
[ AWWWW YEAH ]

If your ass wasn't so incompetent, maybe you could make me.

[ PUNCH HEADED TOWARDS YO STOMACH ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Oof!!

Karkat goes in for a goddamn headbutt. Don't worry, his nubs aren't in the way. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ FREE HAND COMING UP TO INTERCEPT THAT SHIT. And by that I mean get mashed between his head and Karkat's jesus god ow it's like getting slammed in a door ]

Seriously, is that all you've got? No fucking wonder our robot masters are winning.

[ IRONYIRONYIRONY ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ oh my god karkat is now frothing at the mouth ]

FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCK STRIDERS GODDAMN FUCKING--

[ There are fists and knees and feet flying everywhere. Karkat is a whirlwind of fury. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ HAHA SUCCESS ]
[ SUCCESS ]

Yeah, I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? God, you're fucking disgusting.

[ Carefully dodging the flailing to deliver an OPEN PALMED SLAPDOOF ]

[ TO THE SIDE OF KARKAT'S HEAD ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK--

[ This is in, like, slow-mo. Karkat is completely knocked off his balance because when you're a whirlwind of fury, it's hard to stay on your feet.

However, that's not the end of our noble hero. Mainly because is he now grabbing Dave's horn for balance. So dignified. So dignified. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ YELP ]

[ OH MY GOD THAT HURTS YOU STUPID FUCKNUT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ]
[ Dave topples forward along with Karkat, both landing on the floor in an undignified heap. ]

[ And now, don't mind Dave - he's just seeing red, his forehead actually kind of hurts. Also, one hand's going for your throat, one hand's going for your hair, and his lips are heading for yours. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat has his priorities in order. Instead of trying to protect his neck or head, his hands (both of 'em) go straight to Strider's face to pap furiously. ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ MAKEOUTS ARE HAPPENING ]

[ Also, Dave is yanking up as hard as he can with the hair hand, and maybe choking a little with the other. He's not even bothering to defend himself - if he does, that is that much less pain he is causing to this asshole. ]


[ THIS IS AWESOME ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Unfortunately for you, Dave, troll teeth are sharp as fuck. Karkat will be using this to his advantage as he BITES THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR LIPS AND SURROUNDING FACE (accuracy is a completely nonissue). ]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ hope you don't mind that dave has some troll teeth too then ]

[ since he's going to bite
right
back ]

[ WHUH WHOH ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ OH GOD NO NO NO BLOOD OH SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE HATEMATEOUTS WHOOPS

Karkat's going to actually struggle for reals this time. It's not the "BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF STRIDER" from before. Instead, it's more "ABSCOND ABSCOND ABSCOND ABSCOND." Sucks for him, since Dave's got a good hold on his neck and everything. He does the next best thing and slips his hand between their mouths, trying to shove Dave off. ]

STOP--

[ gurgle gurgle strangley noises. ]