MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Whooaa whoa whoa.

THIS IS NOT HATE. WHAT IS THIS. This is somethin' a bit redder than he expected.

YOU HUMANS ARE SO BACKWARDS. WHAT.....]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Pulling away, breathing up your cheek- ]

God, you're fucking pathetic.

[ And then nibbling on the bottom of that earlobe. ]

[ For irony. ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[Oh god... his breathing has been escalating.]

I w-was expectin' somethin' of a blacker persuasion, not... this.

[He'll be okay in a second. I swear.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ oh my god is eridan getting turned on by this ]

[ MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT EVEN MORE HILARIOUS. brb exhaling all that hot breath straight. onto. your. ear. ]

How the fuck do you think you're even worth hating?

[ ...yeah okay so all irony aside you might be enjoying this a little too much for comfort ]
[ LA LA LA MEME LAND ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[No why would he ever. That's ridiculous and everything is ridiculous...........]

A-aaa... I-I could note a few reasons why you'd... [FUSSING.... :|] Uh. Th-Think that.

[Trying to carry on this conversation is becoming difficult if it was not obvious.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Nah. To be honest?

[ Breathing a tiny stream of cool air across your gills now. HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT TINGLE... ]

...I just pity your sad ass.

[ Moving back up to the lips, leaning closer and closer- ]
[ And then ninjaing three feet back, landing in a conveniently placed chair. ]

But not that much.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[OH...

Oh. Okay. He's just going to lean forward a little and look flustered as hell.

Still quietly panting, mind you.]

... I don't... Need anyone's fuckin' pity...

[Dave y u so tease.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Really? I tell your dumb ass that I'm basically flushed for you and here you are saying you don't need that shit.

Wow, see if I try to help you with the quadrants shit again.

[ Is he lying? ]
[ MAYYYYBE. ]


[ okay so yes he's lying through his teeth ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

W-What.

No I mean the fuckin' pity thing, not the whole you bein' flushed for me and shit I jus-... aaaarghhh.

[He's falling for the trap.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

They're one and the same for us humans. Thought you trolls were the same in that way.

[ TROLOLOLOLOOOOO ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

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Well I mean I kinda take the whole "oh I'm showin' you pity because you're weak and I... fucked that chance up, didn't I?

[........HANDS TO FACE.................]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Shit, man, I give you one fucking chance and you blow it.

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Can't I get one more chance?

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

...

[ MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF THINKING ABOUT IT. ]

...aight. We can still make this hapen, but we've got to do something first.

[ Expectant eyebrow raise. ]

You up for this?

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[WOW WHAT.]

Uh... yeah. What is it?

[ALL OF THE CONFUSED FACES, and slightly eager faces too sure.]

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

[ Decaptchaloguing Vriska's fairy dress from the first meme. ]

Put this on and go make out with Vriska. Like, flushed-style.

Seriously, it's my fetish.

[ CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

[The lineface. It is activated.]

...What.

[timeturntable.livejournal.com]

Dude, just think about it. I fucking loathe her, and I know she's not really huge on you. So just imagine how awful it'd have to be for her to make out with her ex in a different quadrant.

[ ... ]

Plus you'd look hot in a dress.

[ POKER FACE ]

[fuckinfeelins.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, you're right...

... And uh... you think so?

[excusez moi, taking the moment to change behind the convenient wall.

Look at that grinning son of a bitch.]

Do I really look that good in this?