MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

What the fuck are you doing here?!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

I don't know! What are you doing here?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Quick, run away before the meme starts working! RUN.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ > Jade: FLEE.

can't abscond, bro :V ]

Shit, I don't think this is going to work!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Shit.

[ FUCKKK ]

Okay. Okay. I got this. Let's just... Do it quick. Okay?

[ DEEP BREATHS KARKAT VANTAS. DEEP BREATHS. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, let's just...let's do this!

[ WHAM POW kissing you now. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ OH GOD NOT EXPECTING THAT

He pulls back for a moment with a brief: ]

Hold on, shit.

[ He very, very, very, very gingerly places his hands on her hips. Oh God. ]

Okay. Quick, but right. Correctly.

[ THIS IS THE MOST SURPRISINGLY GENTLE AND KINDA PATHETIC KISS IN THE HISTORY OF KISSES EVER. karkat, you are a big wimp. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She is completely shocked. This is a side of Karkat that she's never seen before and oh my god it even feels kind of okay?

Jade kisses him back, slowly. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ One hand moves from her waist to cup the side of her face JUST LIKE TROLL HUGH GRANT would.

But then he completely ruins the moment by pinching at her cheek. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She's lost in the moment until he-- ouch! ]

What was that for?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Are we done?

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

Like hell we are!

[ Jamming her face against his now, SHUT UP KARKAT. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

HEY-- Mmmmf!!

[ Forget the wimpy gentle bullshit. Karkat will not be outmanned by you, Jade! NEVERR!!! ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, you bet B( She is going to bite down on your lip now. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, well, he's tugging on your hair. Take that, you harley harlot harley ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Jade growls an 'ouch!' into that kiss before kicking you in the shins. You loser fuckass! ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Fuckass! [ He pulls away for the insult (and to breathe) before diving back in, shoving Jade's glasses up and off her face. PINCH PINCH PINCH CHEEK PINCH PINCH ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She grabs onto his ear with one hand and pulls down, gripping his shoulder tightly with the other. Like hell is she going to give up. PROD PULL POKE STAB ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Karkat pinches her nose and kisses furiously. YOU HAVE NO WAY TO GET OXYGEN. ]

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ Oh my god can't breathe, can't think, her hands scrape at his face, long fingernails attempting to dig into his skin, poke his eye, something. ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ dfjklsghjkldfhjk FUCK EYE OH MY GOD ABSCOND

Karkat shoves her away while covering his eye with one hand. ]

What the fuck is your problem?!

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

[ She falls on her backside, of course, gasping. Oops, Jade is pretty sure she sat on her glasses. She pulls the broken frames out from underneath her. Shit. ]

I don't -- I couldn't breathe, you asshole! Like you wouldn't do the same to me!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

...True.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

So what are you going to do?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Not kick you while you're down. [ He offers a hand. ] You're welcome.