MAKEOUT MEME REDUXX

[featheryasshole]

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Altman refuses to be the lady in this, and he refuses to be the one to give up first. He fists his hands in Alejandro's shirt, bites back, and shoves his thigh forward between Alejandro's legs.

No sir this isn't gay in the slightest. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Oh man. You are so gay. There is nothing you can do to convince Alejandro you are not gay after this.

He lets out a grunt, squirming a moment before he jerks against Altman. Guess what robotic hand is grabbing your ass?]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Altman tenses up with a startled gasp, and for a moment it looks like he's going to panic and shove Alejandro away--

But then he remembers that he's supposed to be #WINNING, and he shoves back against the Alejandro with renewed intensity. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[DAMN IT, that would have been sweet victory. The reaction does however earn a shit-eating grin from Alejandro under the kiss, who is now one smug jerk.

Fine then. He slowly lifts his hips to grind up against Altman. Can you feel the homo.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah, uh. He can definitely feel the homo. Yup. That's definitely some big ol' homo right there.

It's probably a testament to just how bad he's lost his mind that Altman doesn't flip out and shove him off (or at least that's what he tells himself). He should be wigging out, not finding this kind of. Um. Yeah.

Go to hell, he's totally not squirming against Alejandro while he tries to make up his mind how to react. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[He pulls back from the kiss, if only so he can give Altman a really, really smug look.

Then jerks his hips against him.]

Getting cold feet?

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Altman just STARES and swallows hard because oh god does he ever want to wipe that smirk off Alejandro's face. ]

Y-you're a really shitty kisser, you know that?

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

And you kiss like a girl.

[He just laughs, moving his hands to hold onto Altman's hips and keep grinding against him. At least, until he's told to stop or Altman pulls away.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

Do you even know how girls kiss?

[ ARE YOU GAY, BRO. Are you? Casually ignoring the fact he's not saying stop, okay. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

Fuck, man, I've probably slept with more chicks than you and Clarke have combined.

[HALF-GAY. IT'S CALLED BISEXUAL. Yeah he noticed, because he's still grinding up against you.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

Then you'd think you'd have learned something.

[ Altman is trying so very hard to keep a poker face going right now in the face of all this half-gay all up in his business. And, uh, other areas. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

I know you kiss like a chick.

[Oh. No you don't. Alejandro stops moving his hips, just pausing for a moment, giving him a very fiery glare before reaching down between them to cup Altman between the legs with his normal hand.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss like a--

[ Altman cuts himself off with a slightly strangled sound, eyes going huge. ]

You. Um.

[ Shit shit shit brain why aren't you working. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

I what.

[Squeezes his hand a little. Definitely smug again.]

You're the one excited as hell.

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ You're touching his junk, jackass.

Just.Ignore that hip twitch, and the little sound that comes with it. ]

A-and whose fault is that?

[ He's still going to stare at Alejandro as defiantly as he can manage. Which... isn't very convincing, at the moment. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[Like your wang is the first he'd ever touched, Altman. As if.

He rubs his hand against Altman, nice and slow.]

Kinda your fault. What with the whole kissing me out of no where thing.

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Oh fuck, if this was anyone else (ideally female), he'd be perfectly happy to have someone touching him like that. Except it's not anyone else, it's this asshat. ]

Yeah, well.

[ Okay, he doesn't really have an explanation for that. ]

Shut up. You didn't tell me to fuck off.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[WHOSE FAULT IS THAT, ALTMAN.]

And you didn't tell me to fuck off when I gave you the tongue. I just went along with it.

[He grabs onto Altman by the shoulder, turning and shoving him towards the wall.]

I am completely blameless here.

[reunified.livejournal.com]

That's not--

Hey!

[ Oh shit, maybe he shouldn't have been so mouthy. Please please please don't be about to beat his sorry ass. ]

What are you doing?

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna jam it in.

[There's a pause. Then Alejandro laughs.]

Okay, no, I was probably gonna give you a blowjob if you didn't bitch about it. What's it gonna be?

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ Oh good, he's not going to get beat up.












WAIT WHAT.

This face forever. ]

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

[SMUG FOREVER.

He'll just. Slowly. Start undoing your pants for you. Isn't he so nice.]

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ I'm sorry but you kind of broke his brain. ]

You can't be serious.

[cousinisdeeeead.livejournal.com]

Lemme put it this way, Altman.

[Tugs down your pants a bit. Doodoodoo.]

If you walk away now? I laugh at you 'cuz you wussed out. I give you a blowjob? I laugh at you because you'll like it. It's kind of a win-win for me here.

So yeah, I'm pretty fuckin' serious.

[reunified.livejournal.com]

[ THIS CAN'T BE REAL. ]

You can't be serious.

[ Because repeating it helps. ]

Not letting a guy blow you is not wussing out.