I AM BATMAN

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Terry has been teleporting a lot lately. Little does he know that every time he does, a respawn glitch leaves a copy of the batsuit behind. These copies are perfect replicas including all the gadgets and gizmos, as well as the ability to stretch to fit anybody.

Your character stumbles upon one of these suits. They become the goddamn Batman. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Don't ask how she got it on. It involved being over-curious, much stepping and shuffling and some grunting. There is now one thousand pounds of jet-packed activated airborne velociraptor coming right at you.]

[windowsftl.livejournal.com]

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Oh no no little one, don't die. She manages to land near rather than on Sakura.]

Hello.

[windowsftl.livejournal.com]

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Why are you in a--

What.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeeeeah dat respawn thing. Red shakes her head so her bat-ears flop around.] Found second skin!

[windowsftl.livejournal.com]

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[:1.... stacks new body on top of old body.]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Bounds over happily. WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT'S HER BFF TERRY]

Hello! Will play hide and seek again? [Nudges him in the chest.]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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Who's 'it' first?

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She freezes, cocks her head and shoves her eye in his face.]





[Sniffs his crotch]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

Are... not... where did-

Are not your clothes. [SNIFFFFF]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

Ah. No.

To tell the truth, I'm not certain why I am wearing this.

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Other than that, well. It is Batman's. Not every day you get to do that.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Batman. Yes. [Cocks her head.] Is he okay? Did not think he would take off his second skin.

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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I do not know. I simply found this lying about.

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Perhaps I should remove this, and we should go look for him?

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

Is yours now. [It has your scent: its mother will never take it back.]

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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Very well.

Should we still look for him?

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[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Thinks about this.] Does not have a scent when in the suit. Do not know what he looks like. Could not find...

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

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Well...

He is Batman. Hopefully, he can take care of himself.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Nudges him in the stomach.] Still want to play hide and seek?

[idkmybffhanna.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[EXCITEDLY SCAMPERS OFF]

sir not appearing in this game

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

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[tsuru-maru.livejournal.com]

[ Chucking batarangs at the elderly :< ]

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[The elderly have guns, boy.]

[tsuru-maru.livejournal.com]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ Runs awaaaaiiii :< ]

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[im-sorry-dave.livejournal.com]

[He is in the batsuit. He is the batsuit. He is... having vision problems. So now HAL is pretty preoccupied with studying the suits ~*~technology~*~ while rapidly moving his eye back and forth between the holes.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Okay, not gonna lie, the bat costume may have looked stupid but it was pretty sweet. Definitely better than what the stores here sold.]

[Shepard is enjoying being the Goddammed Batman, and is that a CLOAKING FEATURE? Oh, it's time to sneak up on some people.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Derpin around. Raiding some fridges like an overgrown raccoon. LOOK AT HOW UNAWARES SHE IS. She can't even smell her coming~]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Is that Red? Familiar people are targets, even if they might be crazy super biotics.]

[Shepard may be a super badass Marine from the future, but damned if she doesn't grin gleefully as she drops down and taps Red on the shoulder. Or, at least, what she believes is her shoulder.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red straightens, looks around, sniffs, checks the area around her feet for something that might have fallen on her... Then goes back to eating.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Man that never ceases to be amusing. But now for something more interesting....this suit has jets on it, right?]

[Shepard sneakily grabs some of the food Red is eating--a whole goose, to be exact, and drags it away like one might drag a toy mouse in front of a cat. When she get's close, it's jetpack time.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Hey! [Snaps at. Misses. Gives chase]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[The jetpack turns out to be jet-boots, but despite an awkward lift off, flying-dead-goose is a go. She heads for the nearest window, and perches, dangling the goose in the air. True, she's at least fifteen feet up, but Red can jump like a Boss, so it's really not unfair.]

[If anyone ever asks: No. Shepard is not making squawking noises as she dangles it.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She looks around for the source of the jetpack noises, but when they disappear, getting her food back becomes priority numero uno once more. Glaring, she takes a flying leap at her dinner. Shep better watch her fingers.]

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[Drily] You're still visible in the IR spectrum.

[She is used to dealing with this technology back home.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Shepard rolls her eyes beneath the cowl.]

Then it's a good thing most people can't see into the IR spectrum, isn't it?

[Wait...she should go fuck with Thane. This is a prime opportunity.]

[allshock-notalk.livejournal.com]

[this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4)]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

LOL. Perfection.

[karcrab.livejournal.com]

[SCREAMING, ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND PULLING AT THE STUPID SUIT WITH INEXHAUSTIBLE ENERGY.]

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