I AM BATMAN

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Terry has been teleporting a lot lately. Little does he know that every time he does, a respawn glitch leaves a copy of the batsuit behind. These copies are perfect replicas including all the gadgets and gizmos, as well as the ability to stretch to fit anybody.

Your character stumbles upon one of these suits. They become the goddamn Batman. WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.

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[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Is that Red? Familiar people are targets, even if they might be crazy super biotics.]

[Shepard may be a super badass Marine from the future, but damned if she doesn't grin gleefully as she drops down and taps Red on the shoulder. Or, at least, what she believes is her shoulder.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[Red straightens, looks around, sniffs, checks the area around her feet for something that might have fallen on her... Then goes back to eating.]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[Man that never ceases to be amusing. But now for something more interesting....this suit has jets on it, right?]

[Shepard sneakily grabs some of the food Red is eating--a whole goose, to be exact, and drags it away like one might drag a toy mouse in front of a cat. When she get's close, it's jetpack time.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

Hey! [Snaps at. Misses. Gives chase]

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

[The jetpack turns out to be jet-boots, but despite an awkward lift off, flying-dead-goose is a go. She heads for the nearest window, and perches, dangling the goose in the air. True, she's at least fifteen feet up, but Red can jump like a Boss, so it's really not unfair.]

[If anyone ever asks: No. Shepard is not making squawking noises as she dangles it.]

[screeee.livejournal.com]

[She looks around for the source of the jetpack noises, but when they disappear, getting her food back becomes priority numero uno once more. Glaring, she takes a flying leap at her dinner. Shep better watch her fingers.]