Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

Comments

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[ don't worry guys she's totally over the stage where she cripples her love interests now ]

 

[ probably ]

[gottakilldaves]

[just CASUALLY WALKING BY...]

why are you the literal worst

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[What]

[What is this feeling]

[It's sunshine]

[It's rainbows]

[It's a compulsion to MAKE OUT WITH THAT DISFIGURED STINKING HOBO WHO SHOULD BY ALL RIGHTS BE AN OMNIPOTENT DOG CHESSMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD YES]

Um. [hairtwiddle~] Hey, Jack. Hey.

[Is there eyelash-fluttering? HELL YEAH YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT GODDAMN]

because i do wjayht i want

[gottakilldaves]

[just stopping and staring at her, what the fuck.]

...What the hell do you want, fairybitch?

...oh

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[what did he just call her]

[was that]

[WAS THAT A ~SPECIAL AFFECTIONATE NICKNAME~ OH GOD OH MAN HE MUST FEEL THE SAME WAY OH GOD OH MAN THIS IS SO FUCKING ROMANTIC]

Oh, I think you knoooooooow what I want, Squishy Human Jack.

[EYEBROW WIGGLE~]

/victory

[gottakilldaves]

To get shot in the face? 'Cause you're starting to piss me off-- the fuck is wrong with your eyes? [YOU KEEP WIGGLING YOUR EYEBROWS AND SHIT, ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE?]

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

[Oh, damn, this girl is on your sweet-ass gambligant ship and is fishing over the edge WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION or paying a credit first. Are you gonna take that?]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

 

 

 

[yes actually because that girl is also INCREDIBLY ALLURING AND ATTRACTIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN]

Why Harleigh. It takes a brave troll to set foot on Captain Serket's ship without her express permission!

[~DRAMATIC PAUSE~]

You must be the bravest of the brave. Like. Like some kind of street-tough maverick with little-to-nothing to lose.

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

[Jaedri turns her head, look back.] Oh, hi Vriska!

Heehee, you know me! I'm a brave adventurer who's not afraid of anything! [She adjusts her SLIGHTLY SHARK-BITTEN ADVENTURER'S HAT.]

I don't really have anything to lose except my clothes and my rod, though! The fish just aren't biting today.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

...Your clothes, you say.

[DON'T THINK ABOUT JAEDRI LOSING HER CLOTHES, DON'T THINK ABOUT JAEDRI LOSING HER CL-- FUCK]

I MEAN. Then I. Guess we'll have to. Think of an alternative way for you to be made to pay for this uh. This terrible. Trespassing transgression. Thing.

[Scooooooooting closer omg how about that~]

[jadeblooded.livejournal.com]

Wellllll...I only really have one credit, and I need that to make some place for me and Jade to live! [She smiles.] Thanks for suggestion the blood donation thing, by the way! It was really easy!

[She thinks for a few seconds, and casts her line again.] I guess if I catch anything, you can have it!

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ karkat has thoughtfully taken ten minutes to make a massive sign that reads:



and, oh look! he's taping it up to the door of wherever the hell vriska's living now. so kind, karkat. so sweet. ]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[And guess who's been watching karkles karkiekakes karcutie karsnugglywugglebugglecakes karkat doing just that]

[Adoringly]

[Maybe whilst sighing a little and giggling and shit]

Hiiiiiiii, Karkat!

[OH SHIT SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU MAN RUN LIKE THE FUCKING WIND]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ This is serious business. Karkat is willing to risk life and limb in warning the world about manipul8tive hobitches. He is a man on a mission and

OH SHIT THAT IS VRISKA RIGHT THERE WHERE IS A WINDOW TO LEAP OUT OF (you are outside) WHERE IS A BRIDGE TO JUMP OFF OF (no where in sight) OH GOD OH FUCK OH MAN OH MAN--

Karkat turns abruptly, back against the wall (trying to cover the sign with his body and failing miserably). ]

What the fuck do you want.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Why, Karkat! What a loaded question!

[JUST GOING TO. Reeeeeeeeach over Karkles' shoulder and slap her own hastily-scrawled sign on the wall.

The sign reads "". With a helpful arrow that is now pointing directly at karkat's head.

YOU'RE THE CUTIE PATOOTIE, VANTAS.

IT'S YOU.]

What are you offering~?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ what the fuck is a patootie ]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Slowly edging away from the sign and the door. Now it is pointing at air. Great aim there, Vriskers. ]

[talkingfishbone.livejournal.com]

[Shit, and here he'd hoped he'd dodged the amputation bullet, so to speak.]

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

[Shhh shhh. Only potentially-lethal flirting now, New Earth Human Boyfriend-To-Be~]

Well hello there.

[THINK OF A HUMAN PICKUP LINE QUICK QUICK]

Do you fall from heaven here often? And if you did, would you hold it against me~?

 

 

 

[WAIT SHIT]

[talkingfishbone.livejournal.com]

[Hiccup checks over both shoulders before turning back to this...very odd looking teen. No, she. Really is talking to him. Huh.]

Uhhh...

Not sure, but...do you want to, maybe, try that one again? I think you got it a little--I think it got a little...y'know. Turned around. There.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Do you want me to try again?

[Hey, do you know what personal space is?

Vriska doesn't]

Why don't you tell me aaaaaaaall about the things you... want.

I'm here to challenge Jack's mun for title of worst.

[originaljoe.livejournal.com]

[Fast walking past. Can't have her mentioning that you said she was right last time you talked.]