singularityderp | Rabu rabu potion~

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Rabu rabu potion~

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

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[Who just leaves personality cores lying around, seriously.]

[oh

oh hello

It's the... oh it's the Chell who doesn't seem to breathe. That alone makes her more appealing than the majority of things on this station. But suddenly Wheatley is completely and inexplicably drawn to her ]

Uh, Uh, hello!

Hello there could you

Could you just come over here and ... and pick me up?

Please?

[Chellbot rolls her eyes but picks him up anyway. Letting him roll around on his own can only lead to disaster.

He is now in close proximity to roboboobs. You know. Just in case that matters.]

[ ARE ROBOBOOBS HARD OR SOFT? ~~~~THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW BUT WHEATLEY DOES~~~ ]

Ah! Thank you! I truly, honestly appreciate it, you picking me up and all. Very, very much so.

...

... Y'know, If I could just, if I could just interject for a moment. I will... I will never understand why, if, if you're a robot, I mean, you're one, I mean... Which, w-which you are. I mean, you could just.

You could just... you... you... could..

[ You could probably just lop those things off!! Come on! They're getting in the way of seeing your wonderful face. Get rid of them]

Not to say

You don't look good!

Because... because you do.

[Eyebrow raise. What is he even talking about?]

Y-Y'know. Just, ah, er.

[ Oh no, the eyebrow raise. Does... does that mean he did something wrong oh no oh no this is just this is just terrible he needs to recover and fast. ]

You have... you have a very nice er, human looking... er, bone shape. A-and your shape, of the face. Y'know, ah, er, maybe it's oval, or heart! Or.

Or it's something but it's wonderful.

[She's gone from looking annoyed to amused, so that's progress, at least.

Her guess is he's trying to suck up and get her to forgive him for the whole "taking over the facility and then getting her killed" thing.]

[ Oh wow she's smiling that's new.

Must mean it's time to go in for the kill. ]

Now, now if you don't... if you don't mind me asking

Do you have any, y'know, just, just for curiosity sake, and I just...

Any ports?

[Aaaand right back to unimpressed. She holds him out a little further from her chest.]

[ NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS RIDICULOUS MOVE YOUR ARMS BACK THIS INSTANT ]

No!
No! No I didn't mean it like that I... ...

I meant.... I meant it for just for ah, er, reference!! [He mumbles] For possible future endeavors that I'd very very much enjoy pursuing

[She would be facepalming so hard right now if she had a hand free. Instead she gestures like she's going to drop him.]

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Rabu rabu potion~

how could I not

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whoops of course I tagged right before I had to get offline

fjyuaudaa when i finally wrote this i started giggling so hard

I feel bad answering long tags with tiny ones. >:

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING PORTAL! don't worry seriously <3

I should sleep. D:

shit i should too but then again.

this icon is just for the keywords...

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