Rabu rabu potion~

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

♥ Love Potion Meme ♥

1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.

2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...

3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!

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[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ Let's just assume he rolled outside........ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqvIzcU7c) ]

how could I not

[rebuildscience]

[Who just leaves personality cores lying around, seriously.]

HERE WE GO.png

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[oh

oh hello

It's the... oh it's the Chell who doesn't seem to breathe. That alone makes her more appealing than the majority of things on this station. But suddenly Wheatley is completely and inexplicably drawn to her ]

Uh, Uh, hello!

Hello there could you

Could you just come over here and ... and pick me up?

Please?

whoops of course I tagged right before I had to get offline

[rebuildscience]

[Chellbot rolls her eyes but picks him up anyway. Letting him roll around on his own can only lead to disaster.

He is now in close proximity to roboboobs. You know. Just in case that matters.]

fjyuaudaa when i finally wrote this i started giggling so hard

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ ARE ROBOBOOBS HARD OR SOFT? ~~~~THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW BUT WHEATLEY DOES~~~ ]

Ah! Thank you! I truly, honestly appreciate it, you picking me up and all. Very, very much so.

...

... Y'know, If I could just, if I could just interject for a moment. I will... I will never understand why, if, if you're a robot, I mean, you're one, I mean... Which, w-which you are. I mean, you could just.

You could just... you... you... could..

[ You could probably just lop those things off!! Come on! They're getting in the way of seeing your wonderful face. Get rid of them]

Not to say

You don't look good!

Because... because you do.

I feel bad answering long tags with tiny ones. >:

[rebuildscience]

[Eyebrow raise. What is he even talking about?]

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING PORTAL! don't worry seriously <3

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Y-Y'know. Just, ah, er.

[ Oh no, the eyebrow raise. Does... does that mean he did something wrong oh no oh no this is just this is just terrible he needs to recover and fast. ]

You have... you have a very nice er, human looking... er, bone shape. A-and your shape, of the face. Y'know, ah, er, maybe it's oval, or heart! Or.

Or it's something but it's wonderful.

I should sleep. D:

[rebuildscience]

[She's gone from looking annoyed to amused, so that's progress, at least.

Her guess is he's trying to suck up and get her to forgive him for the whole "taking over the facility and then getting her killed" thing.]

shit i should too but then again.

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ Oh wow she's smiling that's new.

Must mean it's time to go in for the kill. ]

Now, now if you don't... if you don't mind me asking

Do you have any, y'know, just, just for curiosity sake, and I just...

Any ports?

this icon is just for the keywords...

[rebuildscience]

[Aaaand right back to unimpressed. She holds him out a little further from her chest.]

/dat icon/

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS RIDICULOUS MOVE YOUR ARMS BACK THIS INSTANT ]

No!
No! No I didn't mean it like that I... ...

I meant.... I meant it for just for ah, er, reference!! [He mumbles] For possible future endeavors that I'd very very much enjoy pursuing

[rebuildscience]

[She would be facepalming so hard right now if she had a hand free. Instead she gestures like she's going to drop him.]

[featheryasshole]

[Oh hey it's the legless idiot.

Not that Davesprite can talk.

Still, just going to pass by and try not to make eye contact.]

i predict regret in your near future!!

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ well hello there indeed look at that just immaculate... glow. ]

Ah, er, Hello!

Hello there!

You, you wal-- er, floating! Hello!

Could you just.

Possibly come over here and... and pick me up?

Please?

no, never

[featheryasshole]

[Oh for fuck's sake.]

Don't you live with Kimiko or something? Call her and get her to do it.

[Still, he stops for a moment, if only to glare a little.]

the descent into madness begins

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ NO YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW. WHEATLEY YEARNS - NAY, DEMANDS - DAVESPRITE'S WARM, ORANGE HANDS ON HIS CHASSIS. ]

Well, ah.. er... she's... out! Yes! Yes that's right, out.

...

And, well, ah, er....

And you just seem like such a... nice fellow. Y'know, the... the kind who'd, who'd just go 'round, pickin' up robots. Keepin' 'em of of harms way.

That. That sort of thing.

@_@

[featheryasshole]

I'm... really not.

[All the dubious looks.]

Why do you need to be picked up anyway?

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh.. are... are you sure?

Because, honestly, I'm... I'm just sort of lookin' into your ah, er... shades.. and I'm definitely seein' a bit of ...

...

... c-could you just.

I heard, ah, er.... ... robot... eating... wolves! Yes, yes that's it, roam the streets. All the time, I mean all the time and have you ever been a robot with ah, wolves runnin' about? Don't... don't think so.

S-So, so if you could just pick me up that... that would be great.

[featheryasshole]

Unless you're seeing a bit of me rolling my eyes, you're seeing wrong.

[Hrrrgh but fine. The stupid thing wants to be picked up. FINE. Not like he's anything better to do.

Yes, Wheatley. He's picking you up. Rejoice.]

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ OH GLORIOUS DAY ]

Oh, wow, er, hello. Thanks! I just, thank you. For, for picking me up, that is.

Wow, you, you have a very... you're... you're brilliant! I! I mean... i-in, your, I mean. In your glow.

It's... It's healthy, looking. All... orange and... glowing.

I mean, it's... it's not like you don't look... brilliant else where it's just, that's... that's just the ... the glowing part.

[featheryasshole]

[Okay this is getting weird.]

Right. Thanks, I guess.

...So where did you want to be carried?

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

Oh, ah, er. Anywhere, I... I suppose!

[ As long as it's with you ]

But.

But... the door, to the house, I mean ... it's locked! Locked entirely, no... point of entry. So that's... that's not an option!

[ He's actually not lying about that, but he would have lied (poorly) and said it was if it wasn't. ]

[featheryasshole]

[Sigh.]

Well, how about I take you there anyway and. [Bluh.] Protect you from the scary wolves until someone shows up to open the door.

[catchthebrit.livejournal.com]

[ Oh thank god the ploy about the wolves worked! genius ]

Oh! Oh yes, you, sittin' there. Side by side, with me.

That'd be great, y'know! I mean, no objections, here. At all, I mean none.

[featheryasshole]

...Right.

[This is a horrible idea, isn't it. Still, he can just ditch the bot when they get there. Not like it can come after him.]