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singularityderp2011-08-18 01:40 pm
rustigedraak.livejournal.com) wrote in singularityderp2011-08-18 01:40 pm
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Rabu rabu potion~
♥ Love Potion Meme ♥
1 ♥ Your character is now under the influence of a love potion. Whether they ingested it, inhaled it, or downloaded it, it's now magically in control of their emotions.
2 ♥ Whomever tags your character is the first person/robot/troll they see, and in keeping with love potion tradition, they are now hopelessly in love with that character. However they may not feel the same way...
3 ♥ Drama! Passion! Violence! Chaos! Sloppy make-outs! All set to a soap opera soundtrack. Go wild!
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Because, honestly, I'm... I'm just sort of lookin' into your ah, er... shades.. and I'm definitely seein' a bit of ...
...
... c-could you just.
I heard, ah, er.... ... robot... eating... wolves! Yes, yes that's it, roam the streets. All the time, I mean all the time and have you ever been a robot with ah, wolves runnin' about? Don't... don't think so.
S-So, so if you could just pick me up that... that would be great.
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[Hrrrgh but fine. The stupid thing wants to be picked up. FINE. Not like he's anything better to do.
Yes, Wheatley. He's picking you up. Rejoice.]
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Oh, wow, er, hello. Thanks! I just, thank you. For, for picking me up, that is.
Wow, you, you have a very... you're... you're brilliant! I! I mean... i-in, your, I mean. In your glow.
It's... It's healthy, looking. All... orange and... glowing.
I mean, it's... it's not like you don't look... brilliant else where it's just, that's... that's just the ... the glowing part.
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Right. Thanks, I guess.
...So where did you want to be carried?
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[ As long as it's with you ]
But.
But... the door, to the house, I mean ... it's locked! Locked entirely, no... point of entry. So that's... that's not an option!
[ He's actually not lying about that, but he would have lied (poorly) and said it was if it wasn't. ]
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Well, how about I take you there anyway and. [Bluh.] Protect you from the scary wolves until someone shows up to open the door.
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Oh! Oh yes, you, sittin' there. Side by side, with me.
That'd be great, y'know! I mean, no objections, here. At all, I mean none.
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[This is a horrible idea, isn't it. Still, he can just ditch the bot when they get there. Not like it can come after him.]
Wheatley drives the awkward train he is the conductor
I mean, this... this is coming from someone w-with a cold chassis, or, er, maybe it's w-warm I don't really know I can't feel, it. Y'know I just... I just have a few temperature gauges on it, I just.
....
... R-Regardless they're... they're quite warm.
choo choo~
What the fuck are you talking about.
Re: choo choo~
Your hands.
As in... the temperature of them.
Since, obviously my chassis can't... well you see it can't actually tell the texture of them.
But.
But I'm... I-I'm sure yours are whatever texture is just... good, delightful, even, I'm sure.
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1/2
2/2 - in which I realize I need to acquire a seductive Wheatley icon
...
... Unless I mean you're okay with that
jhsgdjkfdhjdhlkjhkj yes you do also 1/2
no actually 2/3
3/3
[Sorry, Wheatley. You're getting dropped right now.]
wheatley heartbroken and on the ground ... and now I think it's totally time for bed.
No!
Oof! D-Don't do that please it HURTS! I mean, I mean it's okay! I forgive you!
I just!
I mean!
Oh no this is just terrible why did I even oh no oh no this is just...
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Whatever.
Bye, moron.