IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No, wait. I changed my mind. Dare or dare. You can't pick truth.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope, those aren't the options. Truth me, cupcake.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I fucking refuse. I am a dare-issuing machine, ready to lay dare-themed terror on all those who pick truth. NOW ASK FOR A DARE, PYROPE.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope dot j-p-g. Truth or nothing. What's it going to be?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[pythianjudgment]

[Shrugshrug.] Okay then. Your loss.

[And she will just merrily go on her way, dootdootdoot.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

W-Wait, what, no! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, PYROPE. YOU CAN'T BACK OUT OF THIS. YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS GAME.

[pythianjudgment]

I'm not backing out. You said nothing. Game over, you lose.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Fuck you! There's only one loser here, and it's you! You want a goddamn truth?! I'LL GIVE YOU A GODDAMN TRUTH!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO INFURIATING?!

[pythianjudgment]

Because when your blood starts pumping violently in agitation, I can smell that savory flavor so much better.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

...



[ suddenly didn't want to know that. ]

[pythianjudgment]

[Grin grin grin grin grin grin...]

Just kidding. Whoops, that was a lie.

Guess I owe you a dare.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

Alright, dare. I fucking dare you to tell me if you lied about lying just now.

[pythianjudgment]

...

That's not the main reason why I'm so infuriating.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Okay, good. Acceptable answer.

[pythianjudgment]

[Gringringringringrin gonna keep grinning forever.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Here's a dare: stop smiling like that.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope. You didn't ask through the proper channel. I don't have to obey.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Dare or dare.

[pythianjudgment]

Truth.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck do you like THAT ONE COLOR THAT I AM NOT GOING TO SAY OUTLOUD so much? Don't give me all that "it tastes the best" bullshit.

[pythianjudgment]

...But what if that's the reason?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

So there's no secret agenda? No "Oh, man, I love the smell of Karkat's suffering!" bullshit?

[pythianjudgment]

Do you have a favorite smell? Or a favorite food?

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No.

[ says the guy who lived on cupcakes for three weeks. ]