IC TRUTH OR DARE MEME

[scratchback.livejournal.com]

TRUTH OR DARE

♦ Post with your character.
♣ Respond to others asking for a Truth or Dare
♠ If you think their Truth is false, call Bullshit.
♥ If they're found to be Bullshitting, they have to preform a Dare. ANY DARE. NO EXCUSES.
♦ If they're not Bullshitting, you have to take their Dare.
♣ You can only lie when you're answering a Truth, because fuck you.
♠ If you refuse a Dare first, you have to take a second Dare or honestly respond to a Truth. NO BACKING OUT.
♥ ToD 1 & ToD 2

Comments

[pythianjudgment]

Fine. First penalty: Truth. Which would you rather do. Burn all of your romcoms in a giant bonfire, or be surgically modified to have transparent skin.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Easy. I can put my romcoms on a husktop. So burning them isn't a problem.

[pythianjudgment]

Nope, you have to burn the existence of them. Husktop included, if they're there.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ Ouch. ]

...

[ Ouch. ]

Fuck. Fine. I could live without the romcoms. It's not like losing them would make my life anymore terrible.

[pythianjudgment]

Well, it's one thing to say that you could do it, but an entirely different matter to be able to do it!

Which leads me to your penalty dare...

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

I will break your face.

[pythianjudgment]

But. I thought you were going to win this game.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

That bullshit's beyond the scopes of a fucking game. It's like your entire life goal is to see how much you can fuck me over.

[pythianjudgment]

Hey, it's not my life goal.

Dare: Make out with all the Daves. Again. Video tape it. Give it to me.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

No! Already fucking did that! You missed your chance!

[pythianjudgment]

Is that a denial I hear? Oh wait. It can't be. This is already your penalty dare. No backing out.

You're the one who asked for two penalties. Deal with it.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

You're issuing the exact same fucking dare as Vriska. Are you sure you want to go through with that?

[pythianjudgment]

Mine's different. I get footage.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Well, get one of your precious Daves to take you back in time so you can watch. I'm not doing it again. I'm already exercising all my self control to keep me from pouring acid down my protein chute. The Pink one used his tongue.

[pythianjudgment]

...Okay, fine. I'll relent if you describe each one in excruciating detail.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

[ SIIIIIIGHHH. ]

I already described Pink's. You know about Red. Jade beat me down with a metal mechanical repair device while with Orange. Done. I am the champion. It's me.

[pythianjudgment]

That's not excruciating detail. Try again, or it doesn't count.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

That's all there fucking was!

[pythianjudgment]

Details! What was it like. Where were your hands? Were your eyes open? What did they smell like? And taste like.

Paint me a picture, Karkat. I want to taste your debauchery.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Can I get a different penalty already? I'm not fucking doing this.

[pythianjudgment]

Why are you being so uncooperative? [Is that a pout? It might be.]

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Because you are asking me to relive the worst experiences of my life.

[pythianjudgment]

Bullshit. Those are more like passing moments of discomfort. Admit it.

[selfkismesis.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[ If this were text, he'd send a \:B expression. ]

[pythianjudgment]

Worse than robots?