in which DC becomes the official meme dispenser?

[brbvirmire]

REVENGE OF THE MAKEOUTS MEME

❤ COMMENT with your characters.
❤ COMMENT to characters with who they should makeout with or just comment to people you want your character to makeout with.
❤ Everyone makes out with everyone else in the comments. They are magically compulsed to do so! CAN'T ABSCOND.
❤ BE HIDEOUS.
❤ LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT.

Comments

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[And now he's sliiiiding into some personal bubble space.]

Haven't heard from you in a while, that's all.

Lookin' pretty good, anyway.

[fuckinghubble]

Uhh... Thanks?

[That's okay. He didn't need that personal space, anyway.]

You, too, I guess? With your... normal-looking getup. And all.

Yeah.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Emile grins, laying a large hand on Raimi's shoulder.]

You ask me, the armor looks better. Ain't always the most...convenient, though.

[fuckinghubble]

[Oh hi there random and unsuspecting physical contact. How are we today.]

I might beg to differ. I kind of prefer being able to see people's faces when I talk to them.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Hell, I been around people with helmets all my life, near enough.

Do I look like you thought I would?

[fuckinghubble]

I don't know -- I hadn't really thought about it.

[Liar.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[YOU AT LEAST GUESSED I WAS BLACK, RIGHT?]

...Means you're disappointed, don't it.

[fuckinghubble]

[MAN YOU ARE SO BLACK YOU USE TAR AS COVER UP.]

What--

No. That's not it.

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

Prove it.

[fuckinghubble]

How!?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

I can think of a couple ways.

[fuckinghubble]

Such as...?

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[He gives Raimi a "come closer" gesture.]

[fuckinghubble]

[...BRO YOU DID NOT JUST "COME HITHER" AT HIM, DID YOU?

[Okay whatever.

[Leeeaning in -- because what the hell, this should be good.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Yes. Yes, he did.

He takes the leaning in as a sign of consent and I hope Raimi wanted to suddenly be pinned against a wall with a Spartan kissing his neck greedily, because that's what's happening.]

[fuckinghubble]

What are you--!?

[OH GOD HE'S GOING FOR THE NECK IS EMILE SUDDENLY A VAMPIRE--

[No wait, that's not biting. That's--

[Fuck.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[THE MEME MADE HIM OKAY. Now shut up and get kissed on the lips like a normal person.]

[fuckinghubble]

[OKAY FINE well it's not a sloppy wet meme fun if it's not reciprocated in any way and--

[Oh god what are you doing, Raimi.

[And for some inexplicable reason -- hey, what happens in the memes, stays in the memes, right? -- he gets over any reservations he previously had. Which may involve some grabbing of the back of a Spartan's head, and some tongue. Because he has no shame, and fuck if he's going to start showing it, let alone get sized down during makey outey times.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Exactly. And once Raimi stops freezing up, well, let's just say Emile's been in makeout-withdrawal for a while now. While he does make a particular effort not to squish the smaller man, it's also fairly obvious he knows exactly what he's doing, running one hand down Raimi's back and pressing them a little closer together.]

[fuckinghubble]

[Dude, makeout-withdrawals are the worst -- a travesty of all tragedies.

[Although it does take him a few moments, Raimi does ease against Emile's touch eventually. And maybe being so bold as to letting some tongue slip. Wupseelay!

[Really, he seems to be setting a track record for getting fondled and cozied by soldiers/mercenaries at this point -- you would think that this would be A Thing by now.]

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

[Emile will be slow, patient but persistent. He really doesn't want to freak Raimi out too badly, but it's somehow also very satisfying to silence those (already nonverbal) protests with a flicker of tongue in return and the hand on Raimi's back tracing down the spine.]