http://twotailmechanic.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] twotailmechanic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2011-12-04 05:56 pm
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/BRB KILLING MY INBOX


The These are my Confessions Meme


1. Post with your characters confessing their darkest secrets and/or things they have been hiding from others.
2. Nobody will be able to lie in this meme or hide the truth. Not even the characters that reply to yours.
3. ???
4. Awkwardness times for all! and profit.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you are. You do your stupid whiny thing and make Dave feel like shit for being sad when that makes things worse. And you get pissy at him for hanging with me when all I do is help him!

Know what that makes you?

A biiiiiiiitch~! Congratulations. This schoolfeeding lesson was brought to you by the letters B, I, T, C and H!

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't done that in a long time! And you never help him! Maybe, if you wanted us to believe that you did, you'd show it off once and awhile!

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I help Dave all the time. If it wasn't for me he would be way, way more broken than you have ever seen him. Ever! You have no fucking idea.

There are some things I don't show off about! And the oh-so-delicate mental state of my beloved moirail is one of them. Jegus fuck what is wrong with you.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe what's wrong with me is that I think the term moirail is stupid! And maybe I'm jealous because I don't have one of my own and it kind of sucks, because everyone else has someone they can talk to and I don't!

[ Oh okay well that's kind of the real reason ]

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what moirails are for. That is what friends are for, and I can not believe you still don't get what a moirail is after having it explained like eight billion fucking times.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
The first time was by Sollux and that doesn't count! No one's ever explained it to me well!

[ ... ]

Things would be better if I had someone like you have Dave.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, you just need the friend bit of what me and Dave have. The moirail bit is the bit that stops me murdering like half the station.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
And it'd be the part that stops me from trying to murder you.

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Try" being the operative word.

[identity profile] memorymodus.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe one day I will go god tier and then I will show you!

[identity profile] manipul8trix.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Right.

Over my dead body.