"Never Have I Ever" Meme!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Meme time? Meme time.

" never have i ever " ✖ Reply with a character stating "Never have I ever ______". It must be something they have actually never done... but it might be something they know their best friend did yesterday. ✖ Respond to comments with your character taking a drink if it's something they've done. Feel free to assume compulsion, it's a meme. But they may want to be subtle about it, because... ✖ Any other character is free to see and comment. Threadjack away! ✖ This is just for fun, so anything revealed in these threads won't carry over into the game unless everyone involved agrees to it.

original idea from counted_stars, who took it from crackorata.

Comments

[destinist.livejournal.com]

I'm trying my best to follow the rules, but I admit I don't really get how it's being scored.

[featheryasshole]

Well, there's no exact scoring. Mostly the point is that the less you drink and the more others drink, the better you're doing.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

...

Wait! So I was winning!

[POINTS AT HIM] Never have I ever dropped some sick beats!

[featheryasshole]

[CURSES

...drinks]

Yeah.

Never have I ever reached god tier.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[OH IT IS ON

drinks]

Never have I ever owned a pair of sunglasses!

[featheryasshole]

Do I have to drink for each pair?

[Whatever, only drinking once anyway]

Never have I ever worn lipstick.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

I don't think so!

[drinks]

Never have I ever used turntables!

[featheryasshole]

[drinks]

Never have I ever been part frog.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Ribbit.

[DRINKS]

Never have I ever been part bird.

[featheryasshole]

Caw.

[drinks!]

Never have I ever kissed a troll.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[ghjkgjkhk DRINKS...]

Never have I ever had a moirail.

[featheryasshole]

[drinks]

Never have I ever... uh. [Wow it's getting hard to think STUPID ALCOHOL...]

Never have I ever really understood quadrants.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[whoa yeah she is getting pretty dizzy over here. HMMM...

she takes a sip after a moment's thought]

Never have I ever... typed in orange!

[featheryasshole]

[slow, thoughtful sip]

Never have I ever larped. Or flarped, or whatever.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[oh mannnnn takes a larger sip]

Never have I endured a soft rush flump on my face.

...I mean. Plush rump. Pluth rump.

Plush rump.

[oh god she's started to slur a little.]

[featheryasshole]

[sips reluctantly]

Ugh, I hate those things.

Never have I ever been in a dream bubble.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

They're kind of cute, I think.

[siiiips]

Neeeever have I ever done anything ironically.

[featheryasshole]

They aren't. They're gross and stupid and I hate them so fucking much.

[SIPS]

Never have I used numbers in place of letters unironically.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

They look like they'd be comfortable to put in a pile and lie down on...

[sips!!!]

Never have I not always been able to fly.

[featheryasshole]

No. Just. No. Don't even say that.

[shudders and sips]

Uh... Never have I ever. Been a troll?

[yeah he's running out of ideas here]

[destinist.livejournal.com]

[DRINKS]

I would thit in a pile of pluth rumpth! I-

[oh god her ability to talk is quickly disappearing]

...Why am I lithping like Tholl-

[jfhkjhs] Lisping like Sollux. My tongue feelth- feels weird?

[featheryasshole]

...You'd. Shit in a pile of plush rumps?

[SOUNDS LEGIT]

Okay see this. This is the point of the game. Getting drunk. This means that we're both winning.

I think.

1/4

[destinist.livejournal.com]

Ewww! I meant thit.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

... [AUGH]

Thit.

[destinist.livejournal.com]

......







Sssssssssssssssssssiiiiit.