CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

Comments

[hopediesalone]

aren't the teleporters magnificent things

[hulk]

Bruce... Does not have any gifts to give. Because he has not celebrated Christmas in a while, and has not had friends for a while, and. Well. It's not like he thinks anyone he enjoys spending time with would like things he would make/give.

Welcome to the horrible wheel of fail that is Bruce Banner's neuroses.

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Okay okay he'll buy Jade an adorable green cloche hat (http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.109490932.jpg). Because.

[thundering]

brucceeeeeee ;w;

[notsoloyal]

all i can see is shockwave half buried in a pile of snow with an ice pack shaped like a dinosaur on his head. he will love the crap out of this gift

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

oh my god this list is going to be long

I WILL CONSIDER THIS A WORK IN PROGRESS:

Dave (red) -- red and yellow scarf (for moirail bros awww yes) plus a complete set of Jade-drawn comics intended to be ironic but that are actually very silly
Dave (orange) -- YEAH SHE MADE A MIXTAPE full of pretty cliche love songs IT'S IRONIC (also one Squiddles song just one). Also he gets 4ac925 green armwarmers.
Dave (pink) -- A BUNNY, the fluffiest bunny he has ever seen
Bro -- a beautiful orange-red hat with IRONIC BUNNY EARS yes
John Egbert Who Is Owned By Vriska -- a replacement set of windy hoodie pajama pants + an entire flipbook of IOUs for friend outings and general shenanigans.
John Egbert Who Sleeps On the Bottom Bunk -- blue scarf + matching mittens, as well as a long note entitled 100 good things about john!!!!
Rose -- books: Lovecraft works, scary stories of Sacrosanct, the Grimdark Guide to Gardening (Dangerous and Violent Plants)
Sollux -- REALLY AWESOME SHUTTER SHADES (ironic) plus her own attempt at a really bad computer program with a note that says 'i tried to make it awesome but i think you are better at this than i am :)'
Nepeta -- the teeth of some of the dinosaurs they hunted, as well as a fox pelt Jade found in a store.
Aradia -- the bones of a TYRANNOSAURUS REX
Jack -- kitten care books + an entire thing of scotties! With a reminder to not feed the cat too many.
Gamzee -- Faygo.

Jin -- an antique pocketwatch, repaired by Jade.
Kimiko -- A T-REX!!!!! ALIVE AND ROARING.
Steve + Peggy -- a "sorry i ruined your picnic!" note along with two matching blue-grey hats (hand-knit!)
Alejandro -- a new set of wrenches
Bucky -- an ornate poker set + one IOU to play.
Camille -- a day lily, as well as an attempt to make a really awesome cake!! (it is a little lopsided but tastes good)
Ladon -- A REALLY DAPER LOOKING HAT as well as a beige scarf

Everyone else that I forgot gets a handmade card as well as a small container of peppermint bark.

[thundering]

PLACEMAKER WHILE I THINK OF THINGS TO GIVE PEOPLE

Jane gets something astrophysics-y that he asked Tony to make


and that's all i got for now

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

omg she will look so adorable and also WEAR IT EVERYWHERE

[notyourchauffer.livejournal.com]

This x10

i do what i want misspelled etc

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

thanks jack 8T

SHE WILL NOT BE USING THE GUN ON ANYONE IN PARTICULAR

[supernova1006]

omfg @all my characters

[brbvirmire]

Chellbot can't eat the peppermint bark. >:

[rustigedraak.livejournal.com]

Awww, Jade.

He'll be so happy to have another hat to wear.

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

then instead she gets one (1) IOU of portal funtime :>

[rebuildscience]

this is acceptable!

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

IS VRISKA STILL GETTING ~TWO~ MAILBOMBS AND IF SO IS IT OK FOR HER TO BLOW HERSELF UP ON THE NETWORK TODAY

ITP LOUISE ASKS THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Vriska's list is here! (http://manipul8trix.livejournal.com/7648.html)

If you have CR with Vriska and you're not on there it's because I haven't thought of anything specific yet, feel free to poke me with a stick about this

Liette won't be getting anyone anything because what am horrible heathen holidays STOP FUCKING WITH TREES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

[barkstabbark]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

VRISKA CAN HAVE EIGHT MAIL BOMBS.

EITHER ALL AT ONCE OR WHENEVER THE HELL YOU WANT THEM TO ARRIVE, IN WHATEVER AMOUNT YOU WANT AT A TIME.

if only because he's already sending a bomb to basically everyone in striderhaus and sending pink a million extra bombs would be suspicious, so fairybitch can have the extras instead B[b

this is what she gets for opening her presents before christmas

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

ENJOY SOBBING OVER YOUR VRISKMAS GIFT, ASSFACE

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Lavvy this is why you are a beautiful person

Just this

Sending fuckloads of mailbombs to minors

This is the sole reason

[barkstabbark]

i aim to please

(and hideously maim)

[destinist.livejournal.com]

oh gosh aradia is flattered that he won't be mailbombing her.......

[destinist.livejournal.com]

BEST GIFT

[gottakilldaves]

just dont murder anyone missy, or you're getting TWO mailbombs next holiday

[destinist.livejournal.com]

she will try to keep her murderurges in check just for you!!