CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

[eighttotwelve.livejournal.com]

CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

Comments

[gottakilldaves]

All the Daves: MAILBOMBS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Vriska: MAILBOMB DISGUISED AS AN 8-BALL (IT ONLY SAYS "FUCK YOU" AND "FAIRYDEMONS GET OUT")

Sollux: MAILBOMB.

Other Sollux: MAILBOMB. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU YET.

Both Terezis: MAILBOMBSSSS.

EVERY TROLL EXCEPT KARKAT AND ARADIA: MAILBOMB!!!!!!!!

Karkat: A stab to the fucking gut, also his own beartrap.

Jade: A Barrett M82 rifle with plenty of heavy ammunition, "just in case." (for use on Daves only you know which one)

Bro: A set bear trap in a box, and a note that reads "sorry about all the mailbombs but not really"

SHODANbitchtits: He's sending Goggles another mailbomb.

Goggles: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTHERFUCKER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAILBOMBS

if im forgetting anyone you probably got a mailbomb

[hopediesalone]

"someone is getting shot in the face for this"

[gottakilldaves]

addendum;

Protoman: MAILBOMB.

see keywords bring it bitch

[hopediesalone]

OK

[gottakilldaves]

no regrets

[hopediesalone]

he may not actually shoot jack in the face, it depends on the potency of the bomb.

if it is enough, yeah jack you're going to get deadified.

[gottakilldaves]

NOPE CAN'T KILL JACK NOIR IF HE CAN GET BETTER FROM BEING CUT IN HALF HE CAN SURVIVE A

LASER TO THE FACE

SOMEHOW...

maybe he'll just use a shittier bomb instead

[hopediesalone]

aren't the teleporters magnificent things

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

oh my god best stabdad BEST!!!!

wrong journal idec

[barkstabbark]

'nother addendum, Jade also gets her own "sorry about all the mailbombs" note BIa

and DAMN RIGHT HE IS

i do what i want misspelled etc

[memorymodus.livejournal.com]

thanks jack 8T

SHE WILL NOT BE USING THE GUN ON ANYONE IN PARTICULAR

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

IS VRISKA STILL GETTING ~TWO~ MAILBOMBS AND IF SO IS IT OK FOR HER TO BLOW HERSELF UP ON THE NETWORK TODAY

ITP LOUISE ASKS THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS

[barkstabbark]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

VRISKA CAN HAVE EIGHT MAIL BOMBS.

EITHER ALL AT ONCE OR WHENEVER THE HELL YOU WANT THEM TO ARRIVE, IN WHATEVER AMOUNT YOU WANT AT A TIME.

if only because he's already sending a bomb to basically everyone in striderhaus and sending pink a million extra bombs would be suspicious, so fairybitch can have the extras instead B[b

this is what she gets for opening her presents before christmas

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Lavvy this is why you are a beautiful person

Just this

Sending fuckloads of mailbombs to minors

This is the sole reason

[barkstabbark]

i aim to please

(and hideously maim)

[destinist.livejournal.com]

oh gosh aradia is flattered that he won't be mailbombing her.......

[gottakilldaves]

just dont murder anyone missy, or you're getting TWO mailbombs next holiday

[destinist.livejournal.com]

she will try to keep her murderurges in check just for you!!

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Does this include the troll that only just arrived? (i.e. this one)

[gottakilldaves]

EXCELLENT QUESTION and that depends entirely on where she's living :|a

if she's in Striderhaus, yes. If not, she'll slip under his radar.

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Still nailing that one down but I think possibly yes? At least to begin with.

[saidnah.livejournal.com]

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU

[gottakilldaves]

EXIST