CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

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A pair of lists 'CAUSE I'M LAZY

[namesnotprowl]

FROM BARRICADE
All the Cybertronians (that are robutts) get two cubes of highgrade from his super-special stock.
Convoy gets a trashy Harlequin romance novel for the lulz, and the first three Fast and Furious movies to make up for it.
Soundwave (the Prime one) gets a burlap sack full of coal.
Shockwave gets a hand-made guide to the care and feeding of the fauna from Barricade's version of Cybertron.
Skyfire gets a pair of pillows.
Optimus Prime gets a disc with information Barricade has collected about several versions of Cybertron and their wars; it includes video footage.
Ratchet gets an action figure.
Knock Out gets a year's supply of Turtle Wax products (so he doesn't have to find them himself).
Alex and Dana Mercer both receive personal keys to get in and out of The Rail Yard.
Dana gets a copy of the live-action Transformers movie on DVD (since Barricade has it recorded) and a DVD player and TV to watch it with.
Alex gets an awkward apology about that thing with the mistletoe this because Barricade can't resist in-jokes.
Jin Tian gets a cat tree.

FROM ROOKIE
All the Halolz get a jar of dirt with Yevgenney's speech about it not just being dirt taped to the bottom.
Every adult humanoid he knows gets a copy of the Kama Sutra.
O'Brien gets the Mongoose and a book about de-stressing.
Jun gets a selection of exotic meat.
Emile gets a halberd.
Thom gets a desktop zen rock garden.
Alejandro gets copper calla lilies in a vase to remind him he's always worth getting flowers for.
Donut gets a fabulous necklace.

Joker

[ba-dum-chhhh.livejournal.com]

Joker got everyone something. Whether you want it or not. And he's gone and exploited the local mail system as much as he can so it will be delivered in time for Xmas.

All of you can expect to receive:

1 Present, wrapped green and purple, reportedly from Santa Claws as written in crayon on the card. Inside, enjoy the live, incised turkey or game hen.

In the event that your turkey is cooked, enjoy your food poisoning and be very thankful that Joker Toxin mostly cooks off.

Merry Xmas.



Vriska will receive:
1 Package, ticking. Interior? A clock mounted on a spring with an unfurling sign that says "BOOM."
1 Card, inside the box beneath the clock, on a delay timer. Upon opening it plays the first bars of Jingle Bells and then explodes.

Snowflake will receive:
1 Dead, blonde hooker in a freezer.
1 How to book. "Ice Sculpting for Idiots."
1 Mix tape with the words: "Why do you call me anymore?" written on the label in green sharpie. The entire contents of the tape are horrible songs involving copious ice puns.

Gamzee will receive:
1 box with a lethal electrical joy-buzzer. Lethality not marked.

Chum Clu will receive:
1 Turkey package, standard.
1 Additional box filled with the horrible spore producing mistletoe, mostly ground up into a fine powder. Approximately 15 seconds after opening, the box will detonate and scatter powder everywhere. Enjoy that.
1 Card that makes horrible electronic laughing noises and says: SPREADING THE CHEER.

Fortunately, Joker's largest turkey and the one with a significant, makeshift explosive device will go undelivered as it was addressed to BATMAN and Co., Care of: The Local Police Department. It is likely to explode at 12:01am, Dec. 25th, in a fiery ball of turkey and various corrosive chemicals and take out part of a post office.

And probably some of the robotic staff.

Dug

[dug-the-dog.livejournal.com]

Dug does not understand the concept of Christmas. But, upon seeing that everyone is giving each other things, Christmas Day, he is very likely to run around and grab a multitude of small animals, kill them, and leave them on people's doorsteps.

Enjoy your small dead animals.

People he knows can expect to find said small dead animals in their shoes. Where they are most likely to find them.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

GOD

DAMNIT

(ilu)

[roseintheshade.livejournal.com]

Might be edited, but probably won't.

FROM ROSE LALONDE:
Note: All articles of clothing made by Rose were knitted with mmmmaaaaaagic yarn.
Davesprite: An orange tail-warmer.
Jade: The blanket she already gave her.
John A and John B: Sweaters with the Breath symbol on them. Both are sent anonymously.
Dave and Pink Dave: Sweaters with the Time symbol on them. Pink Dave's is red, Red Dave's is pink.
Jadesprite: A green tail-warmer.
Bro: A velvet smuppet winter cap. It's as impudent as a hat could possibly be.
Mom: A painstakingly assembled catalog of all the finest wines Sacrosanct has to offer. The one thing they have in common is that they're all in the most ridiculously expensive stores and are basically unaffordable.
Kanaya: A black sweater with the space spirograph on it. A patch with her symbol is sewn into the breast as well.
Vriska: An 8-ball she painted white to look like a cueball. Somehow, the little triangle thing inside has had all the answers replaced with infuriatingly smug half-answers and dismissals.

FROM CORTANA:
Emile: A new shotgun, delivered to the base.
Thom: A new combat knife, the same.
Jun: A cookbook. A regular cookbook, transmitted directly to his wearable.
Delta: Several volumes of logic puzzles, transmitted directly to him.

FROM SONIC:
C Sonic: An electric guitar.
Tails: A box of mint candy.
Camille: A report of all the holidays and festivals he's seen on his travels around his world. It's written in an offhand manner, but it's pretty comprehensive. ...also, he had a four-pack of Red Bull delivered to the cafe.

FROM RIDLEY:
Samus Aran: A pair of charred birds.

[cull-means-care.livejournal.com]

Still nailing that one down but I think possibly yes? At least to begin with.