CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

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CHRISTMAS LIST MEME

RULES:
1. Tag this post with your character and list what your character will probably get other characters for Christmas
2. Wait, that's it?
3. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
4. ???????
5. YOU DON'T PROFIT, THIS IS CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

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Joker

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Joker got everyone something. Whether you want it or not. And he's gone and exploited the local mail system as much as he can so it will be delivered in time for Xmas.

All of you can expect to receive:

1 Present, wrapped green and purple, reportedly from Santa Claws as written in crayon on the card. Inside, enjoy the live, incised turkey or game hen.

In the event that your turkey is cooked, enjoy your food poisoning and be very thankful that Joker Toxin mostly cooks off.

Merry Xmas.



Vriska will receive:
1 Package, ticking. Interior? A clock mounted on a spring with an unfurling sign that says "BOOM."
1 Card, inside the box beneath the clock, on a delay timer. Upon opening it plays the first bars of Jingle Bells and then explodes.

Snowflake will receive:
1 Dead, blonde hooker in a freezer.
1 How to book. "Ice Sculpting for Idiots."
1 Mix tape with the words: "Why do you call me anymore?" written on the label in green sharpie. The entire contents of the tape are horrible songs involving copious ice puns.

Gamzee will receive:
1 box with a lethal electrical joy-buzzer. Lethality not marked.

Chum Clu will receive:
1 Turkey package, standard.
1 Additional box filled with the horrible spore producing mistletoe, mostly ground up into a fine powder. Approximately 15 seconds after opening, the box will detonate and scatter powder everywhere. Enjoy that.
1 Card that makes horrible electronic laughing noises and says: SPREADING THE CHEER.

Fortunately, Joker's largest turkey and the one with a significant, makeshift explosive device will go undelivered as it was addressed to BATMAN and Co., Care of: The Local Police Department. It is likely to explode at 12:01am, Dec. 25th, in a fiery ball of turkey and various corrosive chemicals and take out part of a post office.

And probably some of the robotic staff.

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GOD

DAMNIT

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