gottakilldaves: (ANGRY DANCING)
Jack Noir ♠ (AU) ([personal profile] gottakilldaves) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp 2011-12-20 03:11 am (UTC)

All the Daves: MAILBOMBS. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.

Vriska: MAILBOMB DISGUISED AS AN 8-BALL (IT ONLY SAYS "FUCK YOU" AND "FAIRYDEMONS GET OUT")

Sollux: MAILBOMB.

Other Sollux: MAILBOMB. EVEN IF HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU YET.

Both Terezis: MAILBOMBSSSS.

EVERY TROLL EXCEPT KARKAT AND ARADIA: MAILBOMB!!!!!!!!

Karkat: A stab to the fucking gut, also his own beartrap.

Jade: A Barrett M82 rifle with plenty of heavy ammunition, "just in case." (for use on Daves only you know which one)

Bro: A set bear trap in a box, and a note that reads "sorry about all the mailbombs but not really"

SHODANbitchtits: He's sending Goggles another mailbomb.

Goggles: GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTHERFUCKER YEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAILBOMBS

if im forgetting anyone you probably got a mailbomb

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