Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

[theuserabides]

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.

Comments

SHODAN

[machinegoddess]

[rebuildscience]

[Fun fact: elevators don't usually have any portal-conducting surfaces in them.

So when it grinds to a stop way before it's supposed to, Chellbot's at a bit of a loss.]

[machinegoddess]

[SON I AM DISAPPOINT ]

[rebuildscience]

[Just gonna be taking a closer look at the controls and occasionally side-eyeing the creepy robobitch. She reminds Chell of GLaDOS, somehow.]

2

[roseintheshade]

[It hadn't taken an advanced sense of intuition to know that getting into an elevator with her was an exceptionally bad idea, but Rose had been convinced that waiting for the next one would've been letting SHODAN win, so she'd hopped right in after her, not entirely sure what she was even trying to stop her from winning in the first place.

Really, she was only barely surprised when it stopped less than halfway through. She shoots a look at SHODAN and bangs on the panel, letting her impatience show just slightly.]

[machinegoddess]

[she's just going to loom there in the corner]

[watching]

[roseintheshade]

[Pounding on the panel does nothing. She considers reducing it to a smoking mass of plastic and metal, but fights the urge, instead taking a couple steps back, waiting in silence for a moment or two...]

It's too bad that machines are usually so error-prone and unreliable.

[And she's not sure why she said that.]

4

[soddingmonkeys]

[OH HELL NO

Just going to mash those elevator buttons. In a completely calm fashion. That'll make it work again, right?]

[machinegoddess]

You know, I could probably make this elevator work. But I think it simply serves to highlight what a pathetic bag of meat you are to watch you fail at it.

[soddingmonkeys]

Yeah, because I haven't heard enough of that tune. If you're so amazing, why haven't you gotten these handcuffs off yet? Or do you just enjoy being this close to my meat?

[machinegoddess]

You are now BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH

What will you do?

A.) using your magical robot princess powers, get out of the handcuffs
B.) Be the huge creeper

> B

And what if I do?

[Even more in your personal space than before. Kind of shoving you against the wall, actually]

What if I'm just imagining all the ways I could carve that flesh up and make something of it..?

[soddingmonkeys]

[oh shit what he is so not okay with this]

Yeah, that's pretty damn terrifying.

[that

was not what he meant to say]