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Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. ~~PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.~~

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[WHATEVER THIS IS, IT'S PROBABLY AWKWARD. also look fresh meat!]

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...Why exactly did you think this was necessary again? Because. [ Holds up wrist with shiny new accessory. ] It's. I mean, where else am I going to go. It's a space station. ...In space.

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2 --> Violet (hey, the original roll was four)

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sobbing

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[life is terrible and you should feel terrible and Pietro is pretty much twitching like a hummingbird on speedster crack as far away from Bruce as he can get without turning into Mister Fantastic.

Because fuck his life, that's why.]

asjdfhlaiuewkanmwlefiauweflk

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[Trollololol.]

This is stupid.

[Oh my god she really does have a voice]

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I'm guessing you're not a maintenance drone.

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[he's still wearing tweed.]

[You find yourself handcuffed with nothing but a twenty-foot chain between you an a large, fire-breathing predator the size of two city buses. What's worse, she seems to have noticed you, which can't be good.

What do you do?]

4, because I'm evil

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[Tiny Super is tiny.]

[Kasumi is trying to pick the handcuffs.]

You alright, kid?

Re: 4

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Re: 4

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4 always wins.

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Of course! 4 is the victorious half of the answer to life

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Re: Of course! 4 is the victorious half of the answer to life

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[SIDE-EYEING SO HARD.]

This is stupid.

aww yiss

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[ GIVE ME EVERYTHING although tags will be slow until tomorrow ]

.......... [ welp. ]

Oh my God, why isn't this moving??

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3 --> Violet

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oh my god

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watch your language, strange and helmetted henchman!

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yeah good luck with that-- wait a henchman of what

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4 /goes for broke and no regrets B|

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oh my god

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I believe a trollface would go here

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indeed

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LKFDASDLFJAS OH JESUS

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now with the proper html...

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[I just know I'm not going to have the right icon for this.]

[WHY ARE THEY HANDCUFFED TOGETHER IN A BROKEN ELEVATOR?!

Only time will tell.]

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[speedsterlean.gif.]

[ ..........This is going to get bad fast. Hooboy. Cue Bruce starting to look everywhere for a control panel.

Course this is a FUTURE ELEVATOR so everything is all smooth and seamless and uh oh. ]

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4 oh god

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come to me >)

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/has at thee, bro

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Re: /has at thee, bro

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3 :|a

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[Handcuffed to what in a what?

WHAT?!]

[whirr screeee clunk

yeah, she's pretty sure elevators aren't supposed to do that]

It must be fate!

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Re: It must be fate!

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[ aw yis. ]

[ WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO HIM. ]

You would think that, uh. The elevators in a relatively advanced sort of place like this wouldn't. You know. ...Break. [ Not going to discuss the handcuffs asdklfahlewfk. ]

hideous

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forever hideous

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it's a hard life bruce banner.

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oh god.

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1.

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4. yep.

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wash what is your life.

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endless misery

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accurate

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[Fun fact: elevators don't usually have any portal-conducting surfaces in them.

So when it grinds to a stop way before it's supposed to, Chellbot's at a bit of a loss.]

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[Handcuffed to Lunch in an Elevator: The Delicious True Story]

[ Suddenly another dragon.

Why is he in an elevator? He's pretty sure he wouldn't go in one, especially with another dragon who's a hell of a lot bigger than him.

He grunts and mashes his nose into the call button. ]

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[Well here we are, asshole. Looks like the night was so crazy not only did they get stuck together, they got stuck in the elevator. Samus sits with her head resting on her hand, looking as far away from Raimi as possible. She's not in a good mood.]

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4 because hideous things

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2! pretend the icon shows a blonde...!

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8D

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[Things Chellbots Don't Like: The Game: The Meme]

Edited 2012-01-10 05:56 (UTC)

[Hey thar. God of lies, smiling at you.]

An elevator? I'd expect something a little more vengeful from Magneto's offspring.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Obviously, you meant 8D

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Oh god that icon...

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Just need a (troll) one with him

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Pick and icon and I can make that happen

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I AM rather fond of this pose (troll)

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I'll see what I can do :33

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1 --> Violet

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fkdsla Violet!

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8D for real this time!

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[ pretty much all of these situations = max hates her life. ]

Edited 2012-01-10 06:20 (UTC)

[well it was working two seconds ago!!!]

[she'll just. bang on the doors now.]

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(welp.

welp. don't ask him how he got in to this predicament. all he knows is there's somebody light blue and it sure as shit ain't church, and all he can do is glance back and forth between mysteryhelmet and their handcuffed arms.

WELP!!!!

he'll just awkwardly swing his arm, because what else is he going to do with it.) So...... (fuck this gay earth.) Come here often?

HAHAHA oh god XD

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jesus take the wheel.

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hopefully Jesus is a better driver then Maine

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let us pray...

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Oh Lord, who Art The Director, Horrid be thy name ...

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that's all you boo, imma go sit in this canyon.

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2!

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bwahahahahaha B)

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AW YEAH. BEST DAY EVER.

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[Tron isn't entirely sure how they ended up in this situation, but he raises his eyebrows at the faintly-glowing handcuffs joining him to Anon. It wouldn't be so bad, but now they elevator they're in is stuck as well...]

Well, there are worse programs I could be attached to like this.

Oh my

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Alex Wilson

anything's fine! o/ ALSO NAME. NAME IS GOOD. Terry McGinnis, also Batman!

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;ksdjaf I GOT A 4 OH GOD

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BRO STRIDER

4. Go big or go home, indeed.

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