singularityderp | Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. ~~PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.~~

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[Well here we are, asshole. Looks like the night was so crazy not only did they get stuck together, they got stuck in the elevator. Samus sits with her head resting on her hand, looking as far away from Raimi as possible. She's not in a good mood.]

[Raimi doesn't feel himself be in the best of moods, either -- but here we are.

["We" as in him and Samus. Alone in an elevator.

[He feels like there should be a punchline here somewhere.

[So when would be a grand time to open his fat mouth? While Samus is looking away, of course.]

I guess it would be pretty stupid to even try and figure out how this happened in the first place, wouldn't it?

My analysis shows too much alcohol with too many boasts.

Also your attempt to, quote, "perform the lost mating ritual" with two fish and an ancient device known as a "kazoo" did not help matters.

Otherwise I am lost.

...Right.

[All that alcohol aside, he naturally hadn't forgotten about that.]

For the record, I regret nothing.

[It wasn't enough that the elevator stopped and the doors wouldn't open. Oh no. As soon as it stopped she found herself shackled to Raimi with a pair of handcuffs.]

How on earth...?

[Wanda gave them a sharp tug.]

[Raimi may have been attempting to catch a few seconds of shut-eye on their way down the floors. This seems to happens a lot when you have insomnia.

[When he wakes brief moments later, he is roused into lucidity by the unexpected rattling of chains.

[And Wanda on the other end of them.

[Fuck.]

Got any magic spells for this one?

[The compulsion to tell the truth kicks in immediately and rather than worry about the elevator or replying with a snarky comment, she looks at the handcuffs.]

I might, but you might want to step back and close your eyes.

[Welp. If he didn't know she had powers before he would now.]

...sure thing.

[Of course, he takes as far a step back as he can while chained to her -- but he sure as hell isn't closing his eyes anytime soon. Just not his thing.]

[Here's hoping she doesn't hex either of their hands off!

Wanda calculates the probability of the handcuffs having faulty locks that never stay shut and fires a hex at the lock of her cuff. Pink light flashes between them as the bolt hits the handcuff, but to no avail. Wanda stares at the handcuffs with frown.

This should have been incredibly simple. Why didn't it work?]

[hello, Raimi, you are now stuck in an elevator with a quite an attractive blonde woman. she has her arms crossed and her expression isn't the most pleased-- of all the times to be stuck in an elevator, it had to be when Alex is in a disguise and doesn't want to break it.]

Christ.

[he hits the 10th floor button a couple more times, before lightly punching his first on the panel in frustration.]

[Don't mind Raimi. He's just sitting in the corner of the elevator, like a chill motherfucker that he is.

[Actually, he's just got a migraine, and kicking about punching walls and buttons just isn't something he's in the mood right right now.]

Doubt that He's got anything to do with this.

[So his humor is lacking. Shut up.]

[being here will give Alex a headache all too soon, he's sure of that.]

No shit. [he snaps at the other, voice appropriately feminine.] Are you going to make yourself useful? If not then just shut up.

Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

Raimi Matthews

Big bad 4

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4 because hideous things

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2! pretend the icon shows a blonde...!

8D

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