Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

[theuserabides]

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.

Comments

;ksdjaf I GOT A 4 OH GOD

[checkthetapes]

[life is terrible and you should feel terrible and Pietro is pretty much twitching like a hummingbird on speedster crack as far away from Bruce as he can get without turning into Mister Fantastic.

Because fuck his life, that's why.]

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[hulk]

Quicksilver, it's. It'll be fine, we just need to. Go and find something, and we'll pick this lock and then. We'll work on the elevator and thing's will. Yes.

[ He can't even begin to imagine how annoying and slow he must seem but. Calm heads all around. Never mind he's doing some twitching of his own because OH GOD HANDCUFFS BAD MEMORIES BAD VIBES AND AHHHH NOOO. ]

[checkthetapes]

Banner. You're babbling.

[SLOW AND IRRITATING AND why does he like you again. Even marginally.]

[hulk]

[ He has no idea at all, Pietro, it's a mystery. ]

Yes, and I know it's a problem, but sometimes it's better to distract from potential panic and whatnot by letting my mouth run off except it doesn't really work, given that the worrying still happens and then I just annoy people on top of everything else.

[ ...what. Was that. That was not planned. At all. ]