Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

[theuserabides]

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.

Comments

[articletwelve]

[ Wash is just going to go back to trying to rub his forehead through his helmet.

(Spoiler: it's not working.) ]

Maybe it would be working if you hadn't hit every single button.

[intercept]

I did not. [ jerk............. ]

That one was an accident! Besides, it doesn't feel like it's moving at all...

[ time to look around... ]

You think we can blow our way out?

[articletwelve]

Of course it was.

[ Nope, still can't reach through his helmet. Give him another minute and he'll start banging his head against the wall-- or he would, if Iowa wasn't being inane. ]

...You're kidding, right? The ricochet would kill us.

[intercept]

[ THINKINGFACE TIME. ] Hmmm...

Well, help me pry the doors open, then! Unless you've got a better idea?

[ whether or not he does, Iowa's moving to grip at the door and start tugging. ]

[articletwelve]

None that'll help.

[ Since shooting Iowa is out of the question, right. Wash moves over to start trying to pry the doors open, because hey, two guys in power armor can take down one elevator, right? ]