Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

[theuserabides]

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.

Comments

forever hideous

[hulk]

[ Oops, oh yes, okay. Moving his hand along with. ]

More than some people might think. That's a downside to being as smart as I am - I pretty much know exactly how things are going to go and they're almost never good. Then again I didn't see this coming, but it fits in the general overall category of 'not good' so it's at least fifty-fifty that I'm getting here.

[ ....That. Was a bit more babbling than he'd. Meant to do. Awkward throat clearing. ]

Uh. So can y- Do you think you could. Do anything with this? I don't know what S.H.I.E.L.D. goes and trains you for, but.

it's a hard life bruce banner.

[duplicities]

S.H.I.E.L.D. trains me for a number of things. Specifically how to get out of situations like this.

[ what why did she say that uh. ]

Do you have anything on you to pick locks with?

[hulk]

S.H.I.E.L.D. specifically trains you to break out of elevators?

[ Bruce, that was a little catty of you. ]

Not really. When you run the risk of turning into a mindless monster at any given moment you kind of get out of the habit of not having anything in your pockets that you can lose if that happens. After all, not like it's going to stop in the middle of stomping on people to pick up a wallet or whatever.

[ ..........his face. Is full of horror. Why is he talking. ]