Handcuffed in an Elevator of Forced Honesty

[theuserabides]

Choosing is hard, so instead, you're getting three memes for the price of one:

HANDCUFFED IN AN ELEVATOR OF FORCED HONESTY
Surely you know how this works by now. You're stuck, and there's nothing to do but ride it out. Why do these things keep happening to you? What things? Read on.
1. Handcuffed!
➝	Congratulations, you're now handcuffed to someone. Maybe your best friend, maybe your worst enemy. And those handcuffs are proving awfully hard to get out of, no matter how strong, sneaky, or shapeshifter-y you are.
2. Trapped in an Elevator!
➝	The stupid thing was working when you got into it, but now it's stopped moving, and even pounding on the buttons and yelling has no effect. You're just going to have to talk to/fight/murder/make out with whoever's stuck in there with you.
3. Forced Honesty!
➝	This sudden compulsion to tell the truth you've found yourself experiencing could become very inconvenient if the wrong person were to ask you the right question. Or the right person were to ask you the wrong one...
Choose your poison and put it in the subject line. Or, if you can't decide, let Fortuna choose for you. Go to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 4. Why 4? Because 4 is handcuffed in an elevator of forced honesty, of course. PS. You can always cheat on your die roll.

Comments

4 Well then

[fight4theusers]

[Tron isn't entirely sure how they ended up in this situation, but he raises his eyebrows at the faintly-glowing handcuffs joining him to Anon. It wouldn't be so bad, but now they elevator they're in is stuck as well...]

Well, there are worse programs I could be attached to like this.

Oh my

[recompiling]

[Anon could almost swear that the elevators here are out to get him. Every single time, they always get stuck. It might be a conspiracy.

The handcuffs are new, though. He gives them a light tug to see if they really are stuck. Yep.]

Worse programs to be stuck in an elevator with, as well.