Dark Future Meme

[notyourchauffeur]

Ten years later, humanity and the synthetic life on the station are at odds
Hypatia has inducted as many citizens of Sacrosanct into a private military and launched
an all-out war against organic life and the people of Asphodel.
Some were kept on the station as captives, some escaped down planet-side
to become part of the resistance, and countless others were re-purposed into
Hypatia's willing slaves.

Now, tensions are at a peak and both sides are preparing for a throwdown. Skirmishes break out on the station and planet. Many of Hypatia's prisoners have been freed, but many more have fallen to the clutches of reprogramming.

Where will you be?


How this works:
-If you are synthetic or part-synthetic, OR if you have special armor (Looking at you, Spartans, Troncast, EVERY ROBOT EVER) you are a target for re-purpose.
You can still have escaped down to the planet, but she'll be after you. Going to the station is dangerous, once you enter her wide-area-network you are at risk of being hacked

-If you are fully organic, you are either dead, kept prisoner and made to work on the station, or part of the resistance on Asphodel.

-Anything in-between? You decide. Be creative with this.

-Fill out the form below to give us an idea of what your character is up to, what happened to them etc. Thread with each other! RP it out!

-Also, bring in your extra journals! There won't be the same people on the station ten years from now! If you're planning to app someone, or just have something interesting lying around, toss them in!

<B>Name:</B> (Derp or Derpina.) <B>Current location:</B> (Where are they? Sacrosanct? Asphodel?) <B>Current Physical Appearance:</B> (What do they look like now? ) <B>Summary:</B> (Tell us the story. How did they get to this point? What happened to them? What are they like?

Comments

[selfkismesis]

Dolla is collected as Karkat launches a bear trap from his Sylladex at an oncoming robot to prove his point. Unfortunately, the opposite of his point is proven as both the bear trap and the robot explode into glory.

[gottakilldaves]

Jack is still eyeless and thus can't see shit, but his ears are well-tuned to the sounds of beartraps and dead robots.

"HAH, SEE?! There you fucking go!"

[selfkismesis]

"Oh goddamnit, you're a torso. You have no eyes or limbs. You have no room to talk."

[gottakilldaves]

WRONG. He is not just a torso, he is also a head.

He will remind Karkat of this by biting his shoulder viciously.

[selfkismesis]

"FUCKING SHITGODFUCKWHATTHEHELLWASTHATFOR--" Jack, you are getting DROPPED. And then promptly picked up. And dusted off. And tucked under an arm.

"You bite me again, I will remove your mouth." The logistics of this statement can't be verified, but fuck you. He'll do it.

[gottakilldaves]

OW FUCK you are dropping your poor old abused stabdad on the ground you horrible monster. He could've cracked a rib if his ribs weren't already reinforced with steel. Still he wheezes a little before Karkat hauls him back up.

"Oh yeah, like I haven't heard that one already." Thank fuck Hypatia never got around to replacing his voice box. "Stop calling me a fucking torso and get your ass moving!"

[selfkismesis]

Ass is moving. Ass is moving so hardcore, and it's not even a booty bounce. Through the glories of me getting tired of describing shit and bear traps, both Karkat and Jack make it back to the planet and live together in harmony harmony aaaalllwaayyys.

[gottakilldaves]

And then Jack got new robobits that weren't full of Hybitchia bullshit and moved into a cardboard box outside Karkat's house and played shitty beach CDs all fucking night long GOOD END????

[selfkismesis]

GOOD END