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[featheryasshole]

DAS RULES
✔ Comment with a journal of a character you've thought of apping as though they are already in the game
✔ Tag around with new and old characters
✔ App all those characters
✔ ???
✔ PROFIT!
✔ This meme robbed from Ataraxion!

Comments

[gotshotgun]

Canyon insurance card? Is that standard issue?

[sarcasticpelican]

Uh, of course it is!

[she totally just made it up on the spot.]

[gotshotgun]

Oh, well. [shuffling sounds as Sarge begins trying to look through his armour for the card] It would appear that has also disappeared!

sorry for taking forever to respond. RL is annoying sometimes.

[sarcasticpelican]

Really.
[oh she sounds so surprised]
Then I guess you'd better fill out form 357754 and requisition another one.

oh goodness, no worries!

[gotshotgun]

I don't recall that form. You have a copy you can transmit to me? [nevermind he's in a strange place and doesn't even know if Command can send anything here]

By the way this entire thing has made me laugh so hard...

[sarcasticpelican]

Do you have your fax machine on you?
[he totally should have it on him right?]

these two are amazing

[gotshotgun]

Fax machine? Let me check. [which he does. at length. oh Sarge] Nope! Don't seem to be carrying that, either. You sure that's standard issue?

Your Sarge is spot on. PLEASE PLEASE APP HIM. PLEASE.

[sarcasticpelican]

Of course they're standard issue. There should be one in every base.
[oh my god he actually looked for it.]

osudbuosbgousg o////o

[gotshotgun]

I can't very well look for something in my base when my base is missing, now can I? Sir.

Ive been laughing my way through this entire thread. XD

[sarcasticpelican]

[she almost corrects the "sir" but whatever.]
Next time don't lose the base.

Is there another nearby in walking distance?

yay I am glad

[gotshotgun]

Won't happen again. Not on my watch.

[and let's see here ... Sarge looks around. then looks around some more. aaaaaaaand a bit more for good measure]

Nope. Don't see any.

Good god, I love Sarge.

[sarcasticpelican]

Make sure of it.

[What is wrong with this guy? He actually looked? How does that help if he cant see it but its still walking distance?]

Let me redirect the call to someone with a map.

[oh hai elevator music]

me too, but god I fret over writing him

[gotshotgun]

Are you sure that's a good ide- [and then there's elevator music. Sarge grumbles a bit, then starts tapping his foot and, after a few more moments, singing along]

Do de doo, dum dum dadadeedum. Doop doop doopdedoop de dum. [like so]

[sarcasticpelican]

[What an idiot. She's going to leave him there for an hour so she can actually get things done before getting back to him.]

Sorry, but it seems like the operator for maps is busy. Can I take a name and a message?

[gotshotgun]

What? Oh, yes. [my, how time passes when you're listening to crappy music] This is Sarge from Red Team. I just need to find my base and my men so we can stop whatever dastardly plan those damn Blues have concocted!

As sad as I am to end this I cant think of any more things without her getting bored. XD

[sarcasticpelican]

[oh my god how the hell does he think that description is going to help at all?]
Alright, I'll just hang up and someone will be with you as soon as possible.

it was def a hell of a lot of fun, so thank you!

[gotshotgun]

Roger that. I'll be here. Waiting. And watching. [and humming that song some more] Sarge out.

Yeah, you too. Hopefully I'll see you again in a meme or something. I tend to tag around as Doc.

[sarcasticpelican]

[that was possibly THE biggest idiot she has ever met. She feels sorry for anyone who works with him.]>


[OOC: Also this is getting bookmarked for reading on a rainy day. Just letting you know. XD]

I'm hoping to find time to bring him to Sing, so here's hoping

[gotshotgun]

[at least it wasn't Grif she talked to]

[ooc; \o/ woohoo]