HORRIBLE MEMES ALL DAY ERRYDAY

[dismembers.livejournal.com]

SINGULARITY KINK MEME 1.0

post a request anonymously with the pairing of your choice and a prompt/kink/what have you, fill requests that catch your eye!

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Comments

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

AHHAHAHA oh god why XDDD

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE I CAN. *shakes bucket* :B

Re: why D:

[circuitry]

how are you so amazing

[teal-deer.livejournal.com]

oh bb

[(Anonymous)]

SHODAN / Sarah Connor

I didn't really love you, but I'm pretty when I lie... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOZ6ptqcbUc)

[whistlesatengineers]

If people in the station didn’t agree on anything else, they agreed that O’Brien needed to learn about the bird and bees, and Rookie found it hilarious. The only unfortunate part was that O’Brien felt the need to rant and rave to him about it. This time, someone had left porn mags and a copy of “Sex for Dummies” in the Private’s room (J.D would never admit that he had found the book, and begged the magazines off of Tucker… heavens only know what that would cost him later), and the poor man did not find it funny.
He had to work hard to keep the grin off his face, since he was tinkering with his helmet.

He let O’Brien continue for a while, until he got bored of nodding his head and grunting every time a question came up. He left his helmet on the table, stood up, and got into his fellow Helljumper’s personal space. O’Brien looked puzzled and offended at the same time, starting to back up until Rookie put a hand firmly at the back of his neck. He traced the ridge of the other man’s spine with the tips of his fingers for a moment before moving in. Inch in, tilt head just so, pull O’Brien in closer… ignore protest… part lips, press lips to O’Brien’s. The start of the action done, he continued to kiss him, slow and methodical about it. It had been quite a while and he dearly missed it.
Also, the startled look on the other man’s face was just too amusing for him to quit.

J.D. hummed low in his throat when O’Brien finally started to kiss back, angling his head a little more and letting his eyes slip closed. He gave him some time to adjust and feel it out before finally slipping his tongue into the other man’s mouth, giving the area a thorough exploration as he did. A chuckle rumbled out of his chest at the squawk of protest the action earned, and he finally pulled back, enough that his ODSTs’ lips were just brushing.

O’Brien still looked shocked, and the Rookie was certain that he was about to have accusations of gayness leveled at him. Before they came, though, he simply smiled brightly. “And that’s how you kiss girls.”

He promptly shoved O’Brien out of his room and shut the door.

[(Anonymous)]

It was impossible for Jun to keep quiet in the best of times. During battle, during dinner-- even now, with his mouth wrapped around Emile's cock. Every time the skull-faced SPARTAN would shift his hand or move his hips, Jun would moan loud and low. It really shouldn't have turned him on as much as it did. When Jun looked up at him and made an obscene slurping noise (vaguely reminiscent of the way he ate soup in the mess hall and fuck, soup had never sounded so hot) he shuddered and released.

Emile had to lean on Jun to keep upright. "So as I was saying..." Jun wiped the corners of his mouth and Emile growled.

"Can it, Jun."

"No, seriously- anacondas, man..."

[(Anonymous)]

Black-Two/The Rookie

awkwardtastic

[up-in-flame.livejournal.com]

They ran black-ops. They were the best in their fields. They were bigger, stronger, and more resourceful than everyone else. They were also writhing in a giant naked pile of testosterone and sweat.

Emile had once more donned his hot pants (with a few holes added for easy access) and was dutifully informing them all that they could could call on him while he thrust his hips into Carter's throbbing schlong. Carter had his face buried in Kat's snatch and while she was instructing him on how he could do it better, she was getting all hot and bothered watching Jorge and Black-One making sweet, sweet love. For some reason, Two was seated behind One, rubbing her breasts all over her back and jerking herself off. Jun was explaining some of the more famous orgies in history as he performed one of the most exerting frotting maneuvers in the history of frotting on their tiny, honorary Spartan bro. Rookie, who was forced to do a backbend lest be be snapped in two by the sheer magnitude of Jun's manry thrusting, rested his head on Emile's rock hard, flexing abs.

"SPARTANS HOOOOOO" They screamed in unison as they exploded fluids all over each other.

[whistlesatengineers]

askdljfkljsYES

[oneliners.livejournal.com]

i came

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

The person who requested this is the amazing one okay I DON'T EVEN :T

[screeee.livejournal.com]

From now on Emile shall be reffered to as Spartan McHotpants

[ectobiology.livejournal.com]

o-oh god, this is brilliant. how did i live without this piece of literary wonder and amazing humor?!

[evaskullface.livejournal.com]

that is beautiful man

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

Ffffffff oh you

Bucket jokes and Con Air references will never ever stop being funny ever :D

[ectobiology.livejournal.com]

DAT ICON

...:> John finding out about Vriska's love of Con Air and Nick Cage will be hilarious. Also, bucket pranks. Hehehehehe.

[manipul8trix.livejournal.com]

DAT FULLSIZE > http://i53.tinypic.com/2646wsj.gif

Pfahahaha oh god yes. She's going to do everything in her power to stop him finding out about the poster makeout incident, of course~ :B

[ectobiology.livejournal.com]

KDLSFJSDLKJDS BRB ICONING


Hehehe. At least he doesn't know Vriska wanted him to grow out his hair, because that would really cause him to flip out. Like when he found out Betty Crocker made Fruit Gushers. Ahahaha. This will be a war of subterfuge and subtlety. :D

I DON'T EVEN.

[cmdr-renegade.livejournal.com]

This meme makes me ship this so hard.

[suckitimashark.livejournal.com]

HNNNNNNNNNGH

>:3

[whistlesatengineers]

Rookie is the sexiest and most (sexily) abusive CO that Obri could ever not ask for, y/y?

[whistlesatengineers]

unf unf unf

;;

[sniperbitch.livejournal.com]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

:D?

[whistlesatengineers]

someday

he might actually do this to him in-game

just to watch O'Brien flail