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HORRIBLE MEMES ALL DAY ERRYDAY

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If people in the station didn’t agree on anything else, they agreed that O’Brien needed to learn about the bird and bees, and Rookie found it hilarious. The only unfortunate part was that O’Brien felt the need to rant and rave to him about it. This time, someone had left porn mags and a copy of “Sex for Dummies” in the Private’s room (J.D would never admit that he had found the book, and begged the magazines off of Tucker… heavens only know what that would cost him later), and the poor man did not find it funny.
He had to work hard to keep the grin off his face, since he was tinkering with his helmet.

He let O’Brien continue for a while, until he got bored of nodding his head and grunting every time a question came up. He left his helmet on the table, stood up, and got into his fellow Helljumper’s personal space. O’Brien looked puzzled and offended at the same time, starting to back up until Rookie put a hand firmly at the back of his neck. He traced the ridge of the other man’s spine with the tips of his fingers for a moment before moving in. Inch in, tilt head just so, pull O’Brien in closer… ignore protest… part lips, press lips to O’Brien’s. The start of the action done, he continued to kiss him, slow and methodical about it. It had been quite a while and he dearly missed it.
Also, the startled look on the other man’s face was just too amusing for him to quit.

J.D. hummed low in his throat when O’Brien finally started to kiss back, angling his head a little more and letting his eyes slip closed. He gave him some time to adjust and feel it out before finally slipping his tongue into the other man’s mouth, giving the area a thorough exploration as he did. A chuckle rumbled out of his chest at the squawk of protest the action earned, and he finally pulled back, enough that his ODSTs’ lips were just brushing.

O’Brien still looked shocked, and the Rookie was certain that he was about to have accusations of gayness leveled at him. Before they came, though, he simply smiled brightly. “And that’s how you kiss girls.”

He promptly shoved O’Brien out of his room and shut the door.

This meme makes me ship this so hard.

Rookie is the sexiest and most (sexily) abusive CO that Obri could ever not ask for, y/y?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

someday

he might actually do this to him in-game

just to watch O'Brien flail

YES PLEASE

/Will be tracking the shit out of that.

.../creeper

HNNNNNNNNNGH

unf unf unf

5 credits (because O'Brien probably killed them with fire) or one week indentured servitude. His choice. Let it never be said that Tucker isn't a giver.

He would just want to know how he'd be serving first 'cause he's a cheapskate.

He'd have to clean her designated living space, which is like a few rungs above a landfill in terms of organization.

Or were you expecting a sexier answer?

As long as he doesn't have to clean the latrine, he can handle that.

... Also sexier answer probably deserves its own prompt.

AND IF HE DOES?

... Yeah it probably does.

... Well he'd still do it, but he would have a sad. SILENT SUFFERING.

Since we are here, after all.

That is the best kind of suffering.

Yeah I mean, might as well. [cough]

It's the only kind of suffering he knows!

Perfect timing, right? >_>

Yeah. Perfect. <<

... Bow chika maybe?

Oh hell yes. Definitely some Bow chicka bow wow.

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I DON'T EVEN.

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Our icons look like they are awkwardly avoiding eye contact

Theirs is an awkward and avoidant love?

They'll never last this way. Tsk tsk.

They'll run out of icons. Poor armor monkeys.

Is that even possible?