http://dismembers.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dismembers.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] singularityderp2010-12-07 08:34 pm
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(Anonymous) 2010-12-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Rookie/O'Brien
Happy funtime circlejerk under the stairs.
Rookie keeps the armor on.

[identity profile] sniperbitch.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You suck and your face sucks.

(Anonymous) 2010-12-08 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Loooove yoooou~
whistlesatengineers: (ODST in the City)

I'm sure there's a Dante's Inferno joke in here somewhere...

[personal profile] whistlesatengineers 2010-12-08 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
He has a girlfriend.
Really pretty, too. Back home, somewhere. Well. If there was still a back home, anyway. Who the hell knows, at this point?
That didn’t exactly change the fact that he bunked on starships with other guys and… certain activities… were pretty much unavoidable. Men have needs; that’s what he’d always heard. He’d desensitized to it before he’d gotten into the Helljumpers, at least, and didn’t find sharing a bit of time like that with men distasteful.
He got the feeling that the Private did. Heh. His very own rookie, even if he used the title himself without considering it an insult.
Under different circumstances, he probably would have used it as a perfect way to haze the guy. After the freakout about Two – and the discussion about Tucker trying to sell him – though, J.D. had decided that it was probably better used in other ways. Someone had to calm that poor bastard down, and he secretly pitied the guy.
What ODST had that many problems getting laid?!

So he’d ambushed O’Brien on the way out of the Spartans’ base to give him some old-fashioned ‘assistance’. All that he got for the trouble he was going to was “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! LET ME GO!”

“You talk too much,” he groused, dragging the Private under the stairs to his usual napping spot, and very swiftly started to undo O’Brien’s armor. Having had to ditch his to save his own life on one occasion, The Rookie was quite skilled with speed-unarmoring. He was also quite good at ignoring O’Brien’s protests, adding a calculated, “Noble Team will hear you,” to quiet him down. Thankfully, being embarrassed further was apparently not on the list.
He would have been happy to explain if any of them did show up.

“I’m pretty sure this is in violation of something, now cut it out!” Rookie snorted, giving O’Brien’s crotch a solid grope once the underarmor was the only thing between him and his goal.

“Calm down,” he repeated, soothingly. “Teacher’s here.” And he would instruct his pupil on the finer arts of calming down until they were both fully satisfied.
The Private reached for J.D.’s armor, to which he brushed the other man’s hands away. “Armor stays on.” He tilted his still-helmeted head playfully. “Now. Make me moan, Private.”

did someone say second fill

(Anonymous) 2010-12-08 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Rookie didn't seem to mind being watched--hell, O'Brien was starting to think he liked it. Not that O'Brien was staring at him or anything, he was a red-blooded heterosexual male thank you very much, but it was kind of hard to not occasionally accidentally glance over when it was just the two of them, in a cramped space, with nothing else to look at. You couldn't really blame him for making awkward eye contact every so often.

...He assumed it was eye contact. The Rookie hadn't so much as taken off his helmet or gloves before he'd unzipped and got to work. He only knew the Rookie was watching him, well, watch because every time his gaze slid over to the other ODST the Rookie would let out a positively lewd noise inside his helmet and arch forward into his own palm, putting on a goddamn show.

Which wasn't hot at all. Not even the least bit. And it certainly didn't make O'Brien squirm against the wall, glad that the stairwell they were occupying was mostly disused and therefore lessened the chance of anyone walking by and seeing the burning in his cheeks.

Or the fact that he was frantically jerking off a foot away from another guy.

Which was a totally normal and heterosexual thing for two men to do on a space station where there was a definite lack of sane single human females. It wasn't like they were fucking each other or anything, they both just happened to be taking advantage of the same cozy nook under the stairs. And it certainly wasn't like watching Rookie sigh and grind into his glove made O'Brien bite the inside of his cheek to stifle a groan.

It might have been a little weird when Rookie reached over and started giving him a (literal) hand, particularly when O'Brien nearly came on the spot from the sudden worn-smooth texture of the glove sliding over too-hot skin. And it maybe kind of was a bit sketch that he leaned in just a bit to hesitantly return the gesture, the heat of an unfamiliar erection somehow both terrifying and exhilarating.

But it wasn't goddamn gay. Shit, it wasn't like they were kissing or something.

Re: did someone say second fill

[identity profile] sniperbitch.livejournal.com 2010-12-08 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
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